A woman apparently high on synthetic marijuana stripped naked in a Subway sandwich shop and trashed the place, authorities said.
Nikki Abrell, 35, entered the Subway in Anchorage, Alaska, around 5 p.m. Tuesday, went into the bathroom and locked the door, according to KTUU.com.
Two hours later, she emerged naked and began removing ceiling tiles, throwing food and breaking furniture.
Nice headline MJA!
Turn the fucking camera LANDSCAPE and STOP PRETENDING YOU ARE FILMING BLAIR WITCH PROJECT 2!!! Hold the damn phone STEADY, FOCUS on your SUBJECT, and THINK OF THE VIEWER WHO WILL BE WATCHING THIS LATER.
It took me 2 years to get my wife to stop taking phone photos and videos in portrait mode. Whenever she would show me a picture or video in portrait mode I would just hand the phone back and say, “I can’t see it properly, it’s not in landscape mode.” She would be royally pissed but after a long time she finally decided to get smart.
Sounds like she’s been reading too much William S. Burroughs.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naked_Lunch
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is that Miley Cyrus rehearsing for her naked concert?
Her next gig will be Times Square!
She was ad ’cause she wanted a foot-long, but only got 6 inches!
She was mad…
third time trying to get the editor to accept key presses…. stoopid PC
Thank you. I’m trying to get a job at the New York Post.
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I think she’s a SUBversive GYRO for her cause!
preach on brother. As a solo traveler I often hand my camera to someone to get a tourist shot with me in it. The number of people who do not know that a camera can be rotated 90 deg to get a better framed shot is amazing. I am standing by something tall
and you are trying to get it all in.. go vertical duh!
Well Jared began his career with subway by getting into smaller pants and that is how he ended it. Is she going to start hers by getting out of pants?
You’ve got my recommendation!
Stranded, you are SO right! I’ll often look at some YouTube concert footage and want to KILL the person filming. He’s in the first row, he’s got a great HD camera… and he’s SHAKING IT LIKE HE’S HAVING A FRIGGIN’ SPASM!!!!
My blood pressure went up just posting this comment.
I guess the spice must flow. She needs to go back to Arrakis.
Calm down. There’s better porn on the Internet. Trust me on this one.
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I know people sometimes get upset with themselves when they forget to have their buns toasted but come on!
“I’ll have one of whatever she just had.”