Our Front Line of Defense is Probably a Genuine GED Gradj-u-Ate

8 Comments on Our Front Line of Defense is Probably a Genuine GED Gradj-u-Ate

1. Customs?……..Customs?……..We don’t need no stinking Customs!

2. No reason to be afraid, this is a good thing by balancing the country. If they keep coming up through the southwest we might tip over into the Pacific.

3. Cartel? Drug courier on board?

4. No need to worry there is, according to Pew Research, an outflux of people to Mexico. And that supposed out flux only includes those with US jobs, children in our schools, and patients in our emergency rooms.

5. Years ago, I flew out of JFK fairly often. It was inevitable that my flight from the South would arrive hours early for an international connection. I would normally head for the bar closest to my departure gate and have a few drinks to prepare self medicate for the mid-length flight. I had tipped the bartender (she was cute, personable and had a wonderful rear view) well and asked her where I could sneak a smoke. She propped open the fire exit door (no alarm sounded) and I stepped outside to have a cigarette. I was overlooking 747’s from all over the world and could have walked down to the tarmac and no one would have known. JFK has been a dysfunctional operation for years.

6. The fix was in.

7. A terrorist just flew into Cancun…
   With body oder that might make you swoon…
   He was minus one tit..
   and smelled like shit…
   But the NSA thought he flew to the moon…

8. Forget the wall, Donald, Obama’s flying them in.