Ha-ha. But srsly, WTF has Slow Joe been the last three months??
When he isn’t busy trying to organize a three car parade (remember he can’t count past three) that doesn’t kill somebody, the Number One Observatory Circle Jerk can usually be found wandering around at high noon in a K-Mart parking lot dragging a mannequin, singing Villages commercials and babbling about taking long walks on the beach with the love of his life! After the LSD wears off he goes back to being a grinning imbecile swaggering around like the assistant manager of a used car lot with the personality of a drunken, Tourettes-addled Winnebago man and the mental agility of Karl Childers!
He musta latched on to some good shit at Thanksgiving…
Preppin him to run 2016 don’tcha know.
Hey good news!
Finally go the Rat Fink sobbered up this morning!
That what Cagey Joe wants you to think. He’s actually breaking new ground in groping with that contraption this year.
In an attempt to capture the newest lefty demographic, Joe, or should I say, Chelsea, has been undergoing the old chopadicoffame procedure.
He’s been on the little bus all week. Sitting there watching all the traffic go by, wondering where he’s going.
I figured he was just Biden his time…
lock up your daughters and wives, Joe is getting handsy again
I could not verify but I heard that last week Joe was at Gander Intl.
Airport in Newfoundland, waiting for a flight to Greenland. He appeared drunk when he approached two large women sitting at the bar and speaking with thick accents.
“Are you two ladies from Scotland,” Asked Joe
“Wales,” answered one snappily.
“Oh,” said Joe,”Are you two whales form Scotland.”
The Secret Service prevented him from getting a severe ass kicking.
Ha-ha. But srsly, WTF has Slow Joe been the last three months??
When he isn’t busy trying to organize a three car parade (remember he can’t count past three) that doesn’t kill somebody, the Number One Observatory Circle Jerk can usually be found wandering around at high noon in a K-Mart parking lot dragging a mannequin, singing Villages commercials and babbling about taking long walks on the beach with the love of his life! After the LSD wears off he goes back to being a grinning imbecile swaggering around like the assistant manager of a used car lot with the personality of a drunken, Tourettes-addled Winnebago man and the mental agility of Karl Childers!
He musta latched on to some good shit at Thanksgiving…
Preppin him to run 2016 don’tcha know.
Hey good news!
Finally go the Rat Fink sobbered up this morning!
That what Cagey Joe wants you to think. He’s actually breaking new ground in groping with that contraption this year.
In an attempt to capture the newest lefty demographic, Joe, or should I say, Chelsea, has been undergoing the old chopadicoffame procedure.
He’s been on the little bus all week. Sitting there watching all the traffic go by, wondering where he’s going.
I figured he was just Biden his time…
lock up your daughters and wives, Joe is getting handsy again
I could not verify but I heard that last week Joe was at Gander Intl.
Airport in Newfoundland, waiting for a flight to Greenland. He appeared drunk when he approached two large women sitting at the bar and speaking with thick accents.
“Are you two ladies from Scotland,” Asked Joe
“Wales,” answered one snappily.
“Oh,” said Joe,”Are you two whales form Scotland.”
The Secret Service prevented him from getting a severe ass kicking.
Snopes says it’s only half true.