OC: Worried American parents are resorting to extreme ways of finding out if their kids are into drugs – they’re actually hiring private K9 services to sniff out any narcotics that their kids might be hiding in their rooms, bathrooms or cars. These sniffer dogs are specially trained to find hidden narcotics such as meth, barbiturates, marijuana, heroin, and cocaine. Some of the searches turn up empty, but in most cases the parents’ suspicions are confirmed. MORE
We’ll also plant drugs if none are found. See you get your monies worth.
Good thing we had that cole slaw-sniffing dachsund back in ’69, when my little sister hid her uneaten dinner behind a drawer in the china cabinet.
Perhaps concerned parents should be concerned about raising them right in the first place?
my parents didn’t need any dogs.
they had no trouble sniffing it out.
then they threw me out. like they should have. thank God they cared.
Way to admit you’ve lost all control
McGruff the Crime Dog says,”Take a bite out of crime!”
🙂
Many of the sniffer dogs are put up for adoption when they are retired. Not all can retire to a home with their handler.
What a better way to keep the house clean? Win win for the doggy and the parent.
Just a note, sometimes in training they don’t make the cut for whatever reason.
How about training some big dogs to sniff out collectivists who vote? How about keeping those dogs really, really hungry? (-:
Uncle Al, I was just thinking, when will we see: “Our dogs hunt down and shread progressives” ? “Clean up your neighborhoods!”
Does it cost extra for the dog to chew your punky reprobate child’s ass?
LBS – No, the dogs avoid snowflakes, just the better drugs.
And, who says Mon ‘n Dad aren’t selling the kids stash on the street or at work, you know, to pay for their Obamacare premiums?
I have a buddy who uses his shepherd for this work.
Businesses pay well.