1. Why are 2016 dollar bills worth more than 2015 dollar bills?
Answer: It’s a dollar more.
2. Johnny’s mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. What was the third child’s name?
Answer: Johnny of course
3. There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall,and he wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weigh?
Answer: Meat.
4. Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?
Answer: Mt. Everest; it just wasn’t discovered yet.
5. How much dirt is there in a hole that measures two feet by three feet by four feet?
Answer: There is no dirt in a hole.
6. What word in the English Language is always spelled incorrectly?
Answer: Incorrectly
7. Billy was born on December 28th, yet her birthday is always in the summer. How is this possible?
Answer: Billy lives in the Southern Hemisphere
8. In California, you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why not?
Answer: You can’t take pictures with a wooden leg. You need a camera to take pictures.
9. What was the President’s Name in 1975?
Answer: Same as is it now – Barack Obama
10. If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?
Answer: You would be in 2nd. Well, you passed the person in second place, not first.
11. Which is correct to say, “The yolk of the egg are white” or “The yolk of the egg is white”?
Answer: Neither, the yolk of the egg is yellow
12. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other field, how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in another field?
Answer: One. If he combines all of his haystacks, they all become one big stack
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Number 9 is incorrect.
His name was Barry Soetoro.
That bastard never formally changed his name back. He’s still the adopted child of an Indonesian. And when he gave up his citizenship and Christianity, in order to attend a Muslim school, he never regained his American citizenship.
If he’s a Christian I’ll eat a Koran.
BFH:
When it is convenient for him, Barky self-identifies as a Christian. If you’re a mentally ill progressive, then he that makes him a Christian.
But since you’re not a mentally ill progressive, you don’t need to break out the ketchup! Have some bacon instead. (-:
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Perfection, as is the new format. Thank you.
Correctly is always spelled correctly except whe it is spelled incorrectly.
Incorrectly is always spelled incorrectly except when it is spelled incorrectly.
That Barry is a fraud is well known. That no one in a position to do anything about it speaks of it is testament to the level of corruption in our government.
Our general election will actually be a proxy war between Putin and the Saudis with Soros playing both sides.
@Quinn: Hah! +1
In 1975 the president’s name was mud, and it still is.