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Not Sure App’s Name is Catchy Enough

The app that could end embarrassing flatulence: Hi-tech breathalyser can analyse which foods cause excess gas

Is he absolutely sure it goes in your mouth?

FoodMarble has designed a breathalyzer that identifies how your stomach reacts to certain foods. Called Aire, it analyzes gases in your gut and rates the discomfort your system experiences.

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Aire??? That’s just air with an e on the end. That’s too plain a name.

How about Aire Soul?

Compooter?

Anal- izer?

 

26 Comments on Not Sure App’s Name is Catchy Enough

  1. Fart So Fresh
    “All Your Friends Will Think Your Ass Is Blessed
    When You Check Your Breath With Fart So Fresh!”

    There, the advertising jingle is already done for you guys. I expect to hear this on Cavuto’s FNC show.

  2. The app that could end embarrassing flatulence: Hi-tech breathalyser can analyse which foods cause excess gas

    This app could also be used to increase embarrassing flatulence; the device data could be used for opposite purpose. But I’m sure that there will be an authorizing-agency warning that it would be a violation of federal law to do so. So don’t worry.

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