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Monday, 6 March 2017, 20:45 BFH Uncategorized 32

Once in a while I get an email from someone and I say, “that’s funny.” Then I realize that I did it.

The version that tipster HD sent was different than mine, but the punch line was the same.

Here’s an updated version.

 

By the way, I fully anticipated not doing Obama material as we headed into 2017, but the guy just won’t go away.

32 Comments on QUIZ

  8. Lady walks into a hardware store and asks the guy behind the counter; Excuse me sir, do you have brass nuts?
    No lady, I just walk that way. He replied.

  17. Can anyone give me three facts about Chester Arthur? This is what I hope happens to that guy who Occupied the WH public housing in the early part of the 21st C. That no one can name three facts about him in a hundred years.

    (And I understand that Arthur wasn’t such a bad guy, either.)

  21. Just like the Choom gang, America’s short term memory will forget his perfidy, and hail his ‘blackness’ as an achievement.
    But the perspective of a few decades will render a verdict that will ‘Harsh his Mellow’

  24. @AbigailAdams: 1. His first name was Chester. 2. His second first name was Arthur. 3. He was the first President of the United States to have two first names.

    What do I win?

    🙂

  27. I guess I woke up on the pedantic side of my bed. You don’t want to claim this one, Fur.

    All 4 screw descriptions are wrong or incomplete – you’ll never get what you need if you call them those names. A list made by someone who doesn’t need to work with screws in their job.

    Examples: A hex head is going to need a wrench or socket to tighten. An “internal hex” is shown above. Both of the first two are flat head screws – one is slotted and one is phillips. Besides that, they are still different types of flat head screws.

    So, for me, the joke is Jr high clunky. Like an atheist referencing Bible passages out of context. Close!

    #5 is right though. I guessed dick instead of shit – but oh well.

  30. Number 5 is the turd that won’t flush. A panel of “historians” on C-SPAN has already voted him the twelfth best president in American history. They believe he will surely improve in the ratings after his memoirs are published. You have to remember who writes history.

  31. No way that golf-board. I want a cart I can sit in so I can drink my beer. While driving. The cart, that is. On the other hand, I’ve been known to ‘drink and drive’ at the tee. Ok, more like drink than drive.

  32. Can anyone give me three facts about Chester Arthur?

    1. He was born in the North, possibly even Canada
    2. He is buried in Menands, NY, next to Albany
    3. He wasn’t a bitch like Obama

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