C. Steven Tucker @CStevenTucker sent around a meme on Twitter-
Of course this derailed me for a little while because I couldn’t resist joining in the fun.
What’d you guys got?
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Mexican word of the day: yob Aren’t you glad President is not her yob ?
Mexican word of the day: Wall. Get on the south side of the wall.
Damn, gimmie a minute.
Jorge, or not to Jorge, that is the Ramos.
I miss Twitter sometimes, all the really good smart asses are there.
Still have a sign on, twitchy twitter finger.
Besides, it’s such a target rich environment.
Give a Democrat an inch and they take an inch a lottas.
Who is the Judge, inch a lottas is good.
Can I get some kay so?
All I know is a Mexican is like a cue ball because the harder you slap it, the more English you get.
Why did Natalie Wood drown after the big Mexican dinner?
– Not a very good flautas.
Mexican Word of the Day Yumper,
Build thee wall No more Border Yumpers.
Yumper, sounds Norwegian to me.
Bishop.
When hillary starts complaining, you can’t shut that Bishop.
Mushroom-
When Hillary gets in her pants there’s not mushroom.
Sheet…keel
You put a sheet on my bed I keel you.
Chicano.
Hillary keeps running for president but Chicano win.
Mexican Words of the Day: “Fornication” and “Urge”
Fornication like this, Hillary should wear the urge jumpsuit.
Dozen –
The left dozen care bout MS-13.
Harassment: My wife caught me cheating.
I Told her Her ass meant nothing to me.
( I cheated)
“Cheap”
Good thing Hillary’s not the Commander in Cheap.
Ice Mocha-
Ice Mocha lotta weed, but not as much as Obama.
“Rectum”
I had two Chevys, but I rectum both.
Blueberry-
Monica dress got the stain because she blueberry hard.
Yeb for el presidente, he’s the right mang for the yob.
Chicken Finger –
Hillary doesn’t need Bill. Chicken Finger herself.
Chicken.
I was going to the movie with my friend but I’m sick. But it’s okay, chicken go by herself.
Deliver.
The doctor tell hillary to cut back on the drinking because deliver is bad.
Lysol.
I don’t trust hillary. She Lysol the time.
The word you are looking for on the main page is similar in both Spanish and French, the word is choot.
In American it is shoot.
Why would I say I “choot you’ in the meme? Choot is not an English word.
The game is to find English words that when spoken they sound like Mexicans saying something completely different.
System.
My family get all excited and crying that the Federales are sending me back home for a while
so I system down and tell them we gonna be okay.
Wafer.
Michelle wanted to get into the car with 0bama but he didn’t wafer her.
Hiccup.
I beat up my neighbor because hiccup my balls. I tell him I’m not gay.
School
I always get uptight when my amigos bogart the reefer
I have to chill and tell myself it school
Amnesty
My Rosarita like the refried beans too much
She sure amnesty at times
Truss.
I told that guy not to talk to my wife because I don’t Truss him.
Jubilee:
Trump beat Hillary.
Jubilee dat?
Washing.
Soccer was on TV and my wife change the channel. Ey! I was Washing that!
Journal.
0bama ran to the restroom because she had to use the journal real bad.
Brief.
Michelle farted so bad, Barry could not Brief.
Burly
Hilary so fugly I can burly look at her
Little Caesars.
When Mexicans cut up their pizza, they use Little Caesars.
Also “Batman”, “guest”, and “juice”:
Hitler was a Batman, ’cause he guest all the Juice.
Cashew
Don’t leave the sanctuary city or ICE may cashew.
Cheeses
She think cheeses smart but really cheeses stupid.
Important
Thanks to chain migration we can important Rosa.
Batches
Batches?
We ain’ got no batches!
We don’ need no batches!
We don’ have to cho you any steenin’ batches!
(somebody had to do it!)
¡Ay! steenKin’
¡Malditos dedos!
Offense, Defense
Enrique is like a monkey, if Trump build offense he will just climb defense.
Toll, dish, kiss
I toll them Hillary would run them in the dish, but they gave her the kiss anyway.
I just peed my pants laughing so hard.
Too funny!
Chicken fingers….Little Caesar’s….LOL I am dying! You guys are the best!
On an only semi-related note, I am traveling on biz and decided to stay in a pet-friendly hotel and bring my two mutts along for company. The Mexican housekeeper understands little English, and I have a very loose grasp of Spanish, so the results have been hilarious. She keeps calling me, “Oscar,” which is the name of one of my dogs. Not sure how we arrived at that!
I think she’s telling you “Oscar the dogs when I clean room, they don like me”.
Chew
When they threw Hillary in the van, she lost a chew.
Chair
I vote for democrats because they chair your money with me.
Jew
Jew can’t deport me if jew can’t find me.
Sea
Stir
My brother made it across the border, but they caught my sea stir.
Lady
I walked into the cantina and lady money on the bar.
Soda
My wife caught me with another chica soda bitch left me.