The Times of Israel
The two Gaza rockets that almost brought Israel and Hamas to war late Thursday were fired by accident, Israel’s Channel 13 news reported Friday, when low-level Hamas operatives “messed with” a Gaza beach rocket launcher that was set up to fire toward Tel Aviv in the event of future conflict.
The report said the farcical chain of events that almost led to war was “like something out of Monty Python,” referring to the legendary British comedy group. More
Oh those fun loving Hamas pranksters! Who happen to have rockets aimed at tel aviv. The intifada is just Fast Times at Ridgemont High. With explosives. Or is it Durka Durka and Durka Durkier?
Shoulda said Fast Times at Ramadan High. D’Oh!!
I tried that “it was an accident” excuse after shooting out the back window in my uncle’s car with a slingshot. To this day I can’t sleep on my back.
♫♪ I’m a terrorist and I’m OK
♫♪ I sleep all night and I plot all day
♫♪ I gun down Jews, I screw my goat
♫♪ I go to the mosque to pray
♫♪ At Ramadan I go snipin’
♫♪ And pretend that I’m not gay
Mohammed is not amused. May piss be upon him.
How many of these rocket scientists do we have to bring in?
They sure are no Wernher von Braun.
Those rockets weren’t built accidentally.
They weren’t procured accidentally.
They weren’t set up on launchers and aimed accidentally.
But we are supposed to believe they were activated accidentally?
Uhhh, no.
Set towards Tel Aviv. At a future date. But it was…an accident.
Whoever said muzzies were smart?
Why doesn’t Israel accidentally return fire?
Better yet, satellites can pinpoint rocket set ups. Why not just take them all out?
Iran’s hand was on the trigger.