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Call Me Lennie Movie Mash-Ups

Friday, 31 May 2019, 21:24 BFH Uncategorized 83

I might be able to do some movie posters based on reader comments.

 

Here are Lennie’s –

TWELVE ANGRY MEN AND A BABY
Hopelessly deadlocked jury in murder trial find situation gets even more complicated when they find new born baby at the doorstep of the jury room.
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RUN SILENT, RUN DEEP THROAT
Flagging spirits on WWII submarine are instantly raised when Ensign Lovelace comes aboard.
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OF MICE AND MENACES II SOCIETY
Low IQ gangsta, Len-Dog, finds his best laid plans to escape the ghetto ruined when he accidentally kills the ho’ of a  gang leader by stroking her Afro.
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WHO WILL STOP THE RAIN MAN
Vietnam era sailor gets enmeshed in bizarre heroin smuggling/card counting scheme masterminded by mysterious autistic savant, Ray Babbit.
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IN THE HEAT OF THE NIGHT AT THE OPERA
Virgil Tibbs must deal with the antics of three racist Jewish cut-ups in a hilariously tense murder mystery-comedy.
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THREE MEN AND ROSEMARY’s BABY
Lives of three carefree NY bachelors are upended when the newly born spawn of Satan shows up at their doorstep.
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FIDDLER ON A HOT TIN ROOF
Alchoholic ex-dairy farmer, “Big Papa” Tevye, despondent over the death of his best friend, Lazar Wolfe, takes no interest in the lives of his daughters in this ill-advised downer of a musical.
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WAIT UNTIL ZERO DARK THIRTY
Three rogue Navy Seals try to con, then terrorize blind CIA analyst Suzy into revealing Bin Laden’s precise location.
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83 Comments on Call Me Lennie Movie Mash-Ups

  3. “Stop Gun”

    Maverick Navy Pilot and overall shit head tries to overthrow the

    2nd Amendment and ensure His morbidly obese Daughter is set for life..

    Cameo by Joe “Goose” Biden

    16

  4. How Green Was My Valley Girl?

    A teen from San Fernando Valley becomes the head of a mining company and is thrust into negotiating a strike organized by 2 rival men who both want to get into her pants.

    15

  6. 12 Angry White Men Who Can’t Jump

    Deadlocked on a verdict, a jury plays a game of wastepaper basketball to decide whether to put a man to death or not.

    15

  9. Citizen Cain Mutiny

    A Newspaper tycoon sells his assets and buys a yacht, only to have his crew throw him overboard because he calls everyone Rosebud.

    16

  10. Shindler’s list gone with the wind

    Thousands of Jews face extermination when a storm destroys a German business man’s list of concentration camp inmates is destroyed in a storm

    6

  11. “The Avengers: Sybil War”

    …It’s superhero vs their split personalities as they become mentally overwhelmed by their own secret identities…

    9

  22. Dirty Harry Potter

    A boy wizard uses his 44mag to shoot up his school for failing potions all while calmly saying to himself ,”A man has to know his limitations”.

    13

  25. “Barr Wars: The Return of the King”

    A brave new Attorney General takes on a hideously corrupt evil empire that is led by a Dark Lord with his lightsaber of truth, shaking the Evil One’s proud and bitter crown as the Herald of a fierce orange warrior with a true claim to the Crown that was stolen by the dusky usurper.

    8

  29. Apocalypse Now…NOW….NOW..NOW DAMMIT !

    Charming story of a Young simpleton who believes the World will end

    in 12 Years…But takes out a 30 year mortgage.

    15

  31. Captain American History X

    A puny white supremacist goes to prison for murder. His cell mate, Bucky, gets him into weight lifting where he bulks up. He gets out of prison and joins a doo-wop band, spending his nights fighting crime. He leaves a book by Ta-Nehisi Coates as his calling card at his crime scenes.

    10

  41. Somewhere Johnny Carson is laughing hysterically…and so am I.

    This stuff is better than the last decade of late night TV comedy.

    W.E.L.L. D.O.N.E. A.L.L. V.E.R.Y. F.U.N.N.Y.

    13

  42. OK, last one

    Brokeback Cold Mountain

    A wounded Muslim soldier in the Civil War tries to get back home to his husband, Mohamed, but on the way he passes a sheep farm and falls in love with all the 4 legged virgins grazing in the pasture.

    13

  49. “Noneya: The Lying, the Bitch, and the Warren”

    …a Muslim, a Felon, and an Indian walk into a bar, and try to pretend they are the salvation of mankind to distract from their numerous crimes…

    5

  50. “Saw/Off”

    …a group of psychopaths gaslights young men into futile attempts to surgically alter themselves into someone they can never be for their own sadistic pleasures…

    6

  51. What’s Eating Gilbert Grapes of Wrath

    Just a bunch of weird Midwestern shit happens…I don’t know, I never read the book or saw the movies. Sue me.

    7

  54. A Woman Under the Influence of Mice and Men

    Gena Rowlands finds that her BPD symptoms are relieved by a regimen of petting dead mice and feeding alfalfa shoots to rabbits

    6

  58. “Schiff Of Fools”

    Follow the madcap adventures of the hapless crew of the SS Impeachment as their zany efforts to keep her afloat scuttle her instead.

    5

  61. “Pretty Vapid Woman”

    …a bartender from the wrong side of the tracks whores her way to DC, where she takes the town by storm with her big eyes and her random, empty headed Bronx Valley Girl patter.

    4

  63. “Nightmare On K Street”

    …a group of liberal lobbyists face their worst nightmare when they dream of an orange man who stands in their way and can’t be threatened or bought, only to find out that it’s NO dream…

    7

  67. “Out of Africa, A Passage to India”

    Brexit party pranksters change road signs in southern Spain in an attempt to redirect Somali refugees away from the UK.

    6

  68. “Jesus Christ Super Star is Born”

    NASA deep space unmanned explorer returns proof of God’s existence: Ten Commandments etched on newly formed planet.

    5

  69. “The Hunt For Red October Surprise”

    AG Barr sends his investigators deep into the Swamp to retrieve nuclear evidence of Robert Mueller’s ties to the Russians and discovers massive money laundering scheme and Syrian gun running.

    7

  74. Thank You, TRF. Just for that ….

    West Side Story of O

    Rival dancing street gangs initiate Paris fashion photographer into world of sexual submission. Adapted from Shakespeare’s “Marquis De Sade and Juliet”

    3

  75. Helpful Hint #2

    Previous post, like many movie mashups, created by combining last word of one movie title with first word of another.

    Again, you dont need to rely solely on your memory. Wikipedia lists movies by first letter (see link) So if you see that one movies ends in, say, the letter I (The King and I) go to movies that start with “I” and pick the most incongruous match — I Spit On Your Grave

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_films:_A

    2

  79. They Shoot Horse Whisperer Don’t They?

    John Kerry, an equine-faced man of mystery, (who served in Vietnam), attempts a coup d’état against the Trump Administration by helping Iran keep the Obama Nuclear weapons agreement going.
    To prove his loyalty, Iranian mullahs convince him and Jane Fonda to partner in a dance marathon for what they think is a reward for their efforts. Little do they know it’s a dance to the death.

    2

  80. @BFH

    Twelve Angry White Men Can’t Jump

    Deadlocked jury in murder trial form rec league basketball team; gets run off the court in a pick up game in Harlem

    2

  81. Once more with Twelve Angry White Men Can’t Jump

    Fate of accused hinges on game of H-O-R-S-E between Henry Fonda and Lee J Cobb. Innocent verdict rendered when Lee J ruptures Achilles on dunk attempt

    2

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