Epoch Times: A school bus driver in Texas arrested for DWI said she wasn’t drunk, she just ate a bad donut.
“I got something from the school to eat, and it had made me sick,” said 55-year-old Linda Godejohn, via KPRC.
She was then asked by a throng of reporters what food she was referring to.
“A donut. A donut,” Godejohn replied.
Godejohn failed a field sobriety test, KPRC reported. Authorities are still awaiting the results of a blood draw. She was pulled over on May 30 after driving her school bus erratically.
“My stomach was just hurting so bad that my wheel fell off the thing, the curb,” Godejohn said, via KPRC. “That’s all it was. Going at 45 miles per hour, it’s going to whip back.”
I wonder if there’s such a thing as a Jello Shooter donut.
Once I did not heed my Fathers advise, about if it does not smell good, don’t eat it. I ignored that well intended advise.
Had a bad doughnut one night,,,
Took 3 days to rid my breath.
Never mis-understand a woman’s revenge
Bows to all, best wishes,,,
Glazed Donut Shots
Drinks & Recipes
Fried Donut Holes in One Hand
A Wheel thing in the Other Hand
Rum balls I could understand…
Was it a bar crawler?
I go to “Drunken Donuts” all the time. They have great coffee. Spanish coffee, coffee with Irish liquor, rum and coffee, bourbon coffee with caramel….etc….
Yesterdays Curdled Kahlúa and Creams?
We had a Local Cab Driver in Key West (Nicknamed Darkman) Who was too
drunk to ride His Scooter to Work..So He took a Cab to pick up His
Cab…His first Fare called the Police from the backseat …
Now they at least have a great KW story !
…but did the rider have to pay his fare, @Bobcat?
No Blushes
JUNE 3, 2019 AT 6:26 PM
“Once I did not heed my Fathers advise, about if it does not smell good, don’t eat it…”
…this rule, if applied broadly, could lead to many, many unhappy women…
Uncle Al, you are a genius.
I bet you could infuse the fruit filling with vodka. Excellent idea for a camping weekend breakfast! Just keep them away from the kiddos.
…in fairness, based on what I’ve seen of modern schoolchildren, particularly in minority-majority districts, I don’t know how they would get a SOBER person to agree to drive around with a BUSLOAD of them…
Super, Nope Cab Company comped Them…Probably for the Week !
…guy must have been pretty blasted to not hear his passenger talking about him on the phone in his own back seat…
Ms Godejohn is one harsh looking thing.
This weekend I got pulled over for running a red light. The cop asked me “Why the big hurry?” I said I was listening to bluegrass music and it made me drive fast. He let me go. True story.
Ann Coulter, how far have you fallen?
Supernightshade June 3, 2019 at 7:44 pm
‘…this rule, if applied broadly, could lead to many, many unhappy women…’
Great point, it helps explains
‘The View’.
No Blushes
JUNE 3, 2019 AT 10:57 PM
Supernightshade June 3, 2019 at 7:44 pm
“Great point, it helps explains
‘The View’.”
…the only problem with that theory is that I can’t imagine any man getting CLOSE enough to any of them for smell te become a factor…
Those liquid donuts are murder on the system. They can wreck your judgement – and your bus – and mysteriously show up as blood alcohol.
Hey … it happens … my first wife said I was fuc-tup all on my own! w/o having to eat donusts or nuthin else! or driknkin.
“””””””but I jus love the smell of l’il girls … y’know? its liek, I don’t now , all the good things all rolled into wun!
But ……. uhhh ……. what was I ritin bout?