Daily Caller: A judge has sentenced an illegal immigrant who attempted an unauthorized crossing of the U.S.-Mexico border to five years for assaulting a Customs and Border Patrol (CBP) guard.
Mexican Melecio Lopez-Hernandez, 39, claimed he thought the border patrol agent was a cow and therefore the assault was unintentional, Texas NBC affiliate KVEO reported Monday. more here
“I wanted to make a horseman baby.”
From the article:
Yup, lotsa cows wear vests and carry flashlights. Yessiree.
He ought to get extra prison time for being not only eye-wateringly stupid, but also anti-smart. Somebody who’s anti-smart sucks the intelligence out of anybody standing nearby.
A legitimate concern
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQMbXvn2RNI
Send in the Chickens in Choppers
“I can understand how someone could make that mistake.” AOC
These are Dim voters.
What does PETA have to say?
Was it a male of female border guard?
Illegal SPACE Aliens
JDHasty, I watched the whole thing! Bwwwaaaahahahahahahahaha
Cow lives matter
The guard must have been relieved that the illegal didn’t try to get some milk.
Story isn’t believable. Why would he think we would have Hillary at the border?
He thought Michelle Obama is a border guard. Imagine?
I loved “Cows with Guns” – the Arrogant Worms (a singing comedy group here in Canada) did this as well, along with “Pirates on the North Saskatchewan” – very funny – love the line “And screw the GST!”
I guess the boarder agent wouldn’t mooove outta his way.
some person did something
In my own defense, I had to verbally attack a cow, once. Fortunately, my (ex-)wife consoled her mother afterward.
Lucky he didn’t try to milk him.
The judged decided that the story sounds like BS
Ok then, I sentence you be hung for cow rustling.
This is udderly unbelievable
Must have stump broke livestock back in Mehico.
Must have been smokin’ some Good Shit…