U.S. intelligence had to use the clever ruse of a fake vaccination program in order to get Bin Laden’s DNA prior to the raid. The spy craft used to acquire al-Bahgdadi’s genetic information was a lot easier, they had someone steal a pair of his used underwear. Here
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TMI!!!!
…I hear Romney’s Magic Underwear doesn’t work so good for him, either…
https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/mckaycoppins/a-brief-guide-to-mormon-underwear
They also have michelle obama’s used underwear, and found the semen stains: hers.
Kind of surprised that a guy who runs (ran) around in a dress with a tablecloth on his head would wear underwear.
But stranger things have happened – somebody said Obola was an American!
Can you believe that shit?
It wobbles the mind.
izlamo delenda est …
Another example of our military’s strength and courage – to do whatever it takes.
I wonder how the spy pulled that off. Carrying dirty underpants on a long stick isn’t exactly stealthy.
Boxers or briefs?
I suppose in both cases, our techniques were leaked by democrats on the intelligence committee.
Yellow in the front, brown in the back.
The informant deserves every penny of the $25M reward.
Underwear??
Hell, I thought that was a parachute.
All future ISIS leaders will go commando.
They made the correct choice in what article of clothing to use for the material collection. Reports are the recovered approximately .25 lbs of “DNA” on the back of the garment.
Well, I guess we can expect AB’s replacement will go commando. aka free balling. Or at least be a lot more suspicious of Kurdish guys walking round in a hazmat suit.
JFC, the skid marks running for President are stains enough on America.
Uncle Sam’s skid mark, the Obamas, still won’t wash out, even with chlorine bleach.
They sent it off to ballistics to see if the skidmarks matched.
I feel really sorry for the Belgian Malinois dog that had to sniff those rancid, putrid drawers from a Filthy Mohammedan Savage.
It reminds me of the Simpsons episode where a police dog sniffed Homer’s underwear and it ran away, yiping. Chief Wiggum said, “such a shame. That dog was only one day away from retirement.”
Wait for it….1:18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CN6DOBKS3LA
Goat rape kit.
During his annual physical, Doc sez “I’m gonna need a urine, semen and stool sample this time”.
AB sez “I’m in a hurry, can I just leave my shorts?”
With all due respect to Seal Team 6, the SAS and JTF2, the poor fucker that has to handle that filthy bastards shit stained piss soaked underwear deserves a book deal and a place on mount Rushmore.
If Obama would go without underwear the police could arrest him for having an open container in public.
That mission I would refuse.
Did the traffic division do forensics to match skid marks?
Well I guess any reference to bacon strips is out of place on this thread…
NEWS ALERT: The Pentagon said the guy they killed was not actually an Isis Leader. It was good old Shitstain Melvin.
Reportedly when al-Bahgdadi questioned the informant’s identity, the man replied, “I’m an electrician, and I’m here to remove your shorts”.
The government is not legitimate.
The globalists give campaign donations and cushy job promises to politicians to run up the debt, start wars, and make laws that enslave Americans. The Gestapo enforces the decrees. Americans obey the laws.
The only reason the system works now is that everyone thinks the government is legit. If no one obeyed, the system would crumble.
The government and illegal aliens don’t obey the law.
Why should Americans?
You cannot vote for freedom because the US is not a democracy. The election machines can be hacked.
You wouldn’t pay money to the mafia. Why should you give money to the government?
Don’t get marriage licenses, birth certificates, business licenses, passports, driver licenses, or fishing licenses. Don’t register for the draft or fill out census forms.
Don’t obey the law. If straws are illegal, use a straw. If baseball hats are illegal, wear a baseball cap.
Stop paying taxes.
The elites can’t kill us all. There are not enough jails.
Drop out today. Go Galt. Go off the grid.
Americans shouldn’t walk around like everything is fine when the US is bankrupt warmongering police state.
Silence means consent.
Think.
Pass the word.
@ Vietvet – I’m always amazed at how creative you are at coming up with one liners for most topics.
Perhaps a talent created to remain grounded and sane during stressful situations during adventures when much younger.
@Blink: I can’t speak for everyone, but in my humble opinion humor is the one thing that enables most of us to survive life without winding up in the loony bin or a cross-bar hotel.
So far, so good…
🙂
He should have gone commando. Maybe then, he could have fought off the SEALS like Rambo.