Former ICE Director has to explain to Geico Caveman that it’s illegal to sneak into our country

22 Comments on Former ICE Director has to explain to Geico Caveman that it’s illegal to sneak into our country

1. That’s one dumb X
   (igger)
   Insert the letter of your choice,,

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2. Homan was mad enough to make Guam tip over, twice!

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3. He is 1 of 435 of the elite. Just too hard to believe.

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4. But the problem I have, uh, is, that, uh, as pointed out by the esteemed world-renowned geophysical geologist Professor Congressman Hank Johnson, if too many of these undocumented citizens are sent back to Mexico, that could cause the, uh, physical, literal continental landmass of the continent of Mexico to collapse into the Pacific, or even the Arctic, much as Guam threatens to do, and then, uh, we would have the entire, uh, southern border of the United States would be WATER! Why, sir, do you want the entire southern border of the United States to be WATER? Why do you hate undocumented people of color, who are already citizens of the world, why do you want them to DROWN trying to swim to United States through the new Sea of Mexico which your administration is proposing to create?

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5. Uh, Um, Uh, in uh response,,
   F’off, um
   No shits are given,,uh yep

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6. How did this throwback from Planet of the Apes get elected in Texas?

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7. Unga bunga bunga inga binga banga bunga.

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8. The only member of congress who’s presence requires veterinary techs standing by with netting and tranquilizer darts.

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9. These mongloids reign supreme over us? I don’t think so!

   Grab a pitchfork and a guillotine!

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10. Was that a frigging man bun on the back of Green’s head??
    Tom Homan rocks!!!

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11. 8 U.S. Code § 1325. Improper entry by alien

    https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/8/1325

    Criminal Penalties for Improper Entry to the U.S.

    For the first improper entry offense, the person can be fined (as a criminal penalty), or imprisoned for up to six months, or both.

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12. crossing the border illegaly does not make you a criminal

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13. being white makes you a criminal but crossing the border illegally doesn’t?

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14. Doing illegal things doesn’t make one a criminal.

    Getting CAUGHT doing illegal things, does!

    (which is why “Law Enforcement” gets away with doing illegal things – foxes protecting the hen-house are blind to foxes)

    And that, boys and girls, explains our Legislative Branch – they can, with a simple majority vote – make whatever they do LEGAL.

    izlamo delenda est …

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15. “(Alley Oop) He’s the toughest man there is alive
    (Alley Oop) Wearin’ clothes from a wildcat’s hide
    (Alley Oop) He’s the king of the jungle jive
    (Look at that cave man go!!)”

    (Dalla Frazier)

    Heh heh heh …

    izlamo delenda est …

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16. We have several dumb shut congressmen from Texas. The elite nights area, chock full of liberals and gays keep voting for Sheila Jackson Lee. Our district, because of lots of liberal jews booted out Culberson in favor of Lizzie Bordan, a Pelosi clone. And then there is Beto of course, defeated fortunately.

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17. Sheila Jackson Lee, Jr. Thanks Houston!

18. I woulda added “like it is in most countries, Congress person.”

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19. ^^^ Congress Thing

20. I say, dump the cave critter deep in Mexi cartel country. Coyotes can help him learn the old fashioned way how it’s done.

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21. Mickey, the same way SJL was elected; by a troop of their peers.

22. Al Green used the Socialist Tactics “it’s for the children” argument to try to justify his point, that illegals are okay