‘Hitler’s alligator’ dies in Moscow Zoo
The Times of Israel – An alligator that many people believe once belonged to Adolf Hitler has died in the Moscow Zoo.
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Let’s have a “Pets of Tyrants” thread, K?
Tell us what kinds of animals should belong to which tyrants, past and present?
I’ll start: Gov. Wretched Witless (D MI) has a pet weasel. An angry weasel.
Gov. Mike Boxwine (R- Ohio): two-toed sloth
Hillary with pet dung beetle
Gavin Nudesome = Honey Badger
Pelosi has a pet naked molerat.
Aoc has a pet rock.
Chuck Schumer has a pet dust bunny.
Whitmer has a pet shrew.
Biden has a petting problem.
Trump’s Honey Badger eats the Gov. Wretched Witless angry weasel!
Just sayin’.
Xi Jin Ping has a pet bat.
Vladimir Putin has a whole herd of pet trolls.
Stacy Abrams – manatee.
Jay Inslee has an eco friendly banana slug that is more intelligent than he is. Kate Brown’s mascot in Oregon is a Lickalottapuss.
Mussolini had an Italian Stallion for a pet (and I don’t mean Sylvester Stallone)
Mussolini had an Italian Stallion for a pet (and I don’t mean Sylvester Stallone)
Gavin newsome has a pet leech
Obama has a pet wookiee.
Bill gates has a pet toilet bug.
Ilhan Omar has a pet tapeworm.
Bill Clinton has a pet hemorrhoid.
Genghis Khan had a pet bird. It was a khanary.
Benito Mussolini had a pet mollusk (wait for it).
Yes, a mussol.
There’s a very large Baravarian pig that has a pet Merkel.
Jerry nadler had a pet pot bellied pig, but he ate it.
Schiff has pet pinworms.
Maxine waters has a pet wig.
“Is that a pet eel, Gov. Cuomo? What kind is it?”
“That’s a moray!”
Pol Pot had a certain type of pig. I don’t need to say which kind, do I?
Chicago mayor, Lori Lightfoot, lesbian Yoda walks herself around on a leash, sufficiently frightening the children to stay off the play equipment in Chicago parks.
It’s working.
Kim Jong Il had a fear of flying.
Wrong thread?
They’re all a bunch of snakes.
@Uncle Al – shall I be the one to comment on your play on words?
That’s amore…
Governor Ralph ‘Blackface’ Northam has a rhesus monkey on a chain that he calls ‘Ralph Northam’.
He’s a quiet, but ill tempered simian.
So is the monkey.
Khomeini has John Brennan
Tito had a pet mosquito, but no one ever knew about it because it was too damn small. It bit all his councillors, though, whenever they disagreed with him.
“Rachel Levine” has a box turtle
https://fact-files.com/dr-rachel-levine-wiki/
0webama
Dirty Gerbil
Tony Fauci has a pet Magic 8-Ball.
Rachel Levine tranny health minister?
Virginia has/had one of those too. I don’t remember it’s name.
Democrats sure do love their weirdos.
Let me go look that up and get back to you.
Barry Soetoro has a pet cyst.
Biden
Rock Spider (slang for Child Molester)
@Uncle Al–
“Tony Fauci has a pet Magic 8-Ball”
…and it’s stuck on “Outlook not so good”.
Hillary Clinton – live baby for breakfast. Leftovers on her pizza.
Benito Fauci joined the HRC “Lying Sack of Sheet “Club.
Pritzker needs another rancor.
He’s enlarged the pit under the palace so much, it makes the current one look teeny.
Jay Inslee – Panda bear.
Bill Gates has a pet paper clip.
After further review it looks like Northam’s first pick for Health Department washed up.
But I remember the kerfluffle when it first went down.
Hmmmm. ‘When it first went down’ is probably bad phraseology. /snort haha.
Andrew Gillum has a pet roach
@PHenry:
Heh! Is it true that Northam dresses his monkey up like a lawn jockey?
@uncle al.
Other way around. Remember Northam’s little outfits?
Valerie Jarrett has a pet head shrinker.
Jeffrey Epstein has become quite attached to his friend, Jaime the mold.
I know. Eeew.
Shame on me.
@Uncle Al
Xi Jinping’s pet bat that eff’d the whole world.
https://m.imgur.com/gallery/JsNPHf4
Xi Jinping has a pet Kraken who doesn’t like him.
@Uncle Al
Xi Jinping’s pet bat that eff’d the whole world.
https://m.imgur.com/gallery/JsNPHf4
^^^Valerie Jarrett has a shrunken head.
President Emmanuel Jean-Michel Frédéric Macron lets his pets out in public.
@Claudia — I love the mustache!
I don’t remember seeing the mustache earlier! Is it migratory, like Eyegor’s hump?
No correlation with hair style, but the mustache is a dead give away,
I wanted to make the mustache more prominent, but thought it wouldn’t look realistic. HAHAHAHAHA, a mustache on an alligator … and I’m concerned about realism! Do’h!
Pennsylvania’s Tranny Secretary of Health “Rachel” Levine has a pet blobfish.
https://tinyurl.com/y7xmu3u4
MARCEL PROUST HAD A HADDOCK!
DID DID DID DID DID AND DID!
Personally, I have a turtle.
An attack turtle.
An attack turtle with a Colt 45 hot glued to his shell.
An attack turtle with a Colt 45 hot glued to his shell and the pain of lost innocence in his eyes.
I’m not saying Andy Turtle is insane. I’m just saying that I usually do what he says.
Sadiq Khan has a pet goat he dresses up in a burka and calls Wife #4.
Ask Joe Biden about his pet hairy leg.
Ruth Bader Ginsberg has a vulture.
Andy Turtle has been famous on twitter.
Andy does miss his Sunday evening radio show.
Barry O. just brought home his 10,000th pet fly. He named it, “Choomie”.
Mad Maxine has a Tasmanian Devil that gets in your face. 👹
Hillary has a pet bottle of vodka that she nurses constantly.
It had sex with another animal, and gave birth to Grechen Witmer.