…maybe DON’T reach into the cup for your ball on THIS hole, just sayin’…
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I had no idea this was a part of the golf competition. Had I known I would have eaten more concession stand hot dogs.
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Only at the Detroilet Open
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That explains the smell in the back 9.
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Hey Buddy, you do that in the sand trap.
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That’s not how you fill a divot!
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Don’t you mean the sand crap. Are we sure this golf tournament wasn’t sponsored by Tidy Cat or the blue bears in the Charmin TP commercial which begs the question does a bear shit in a sand trap or wait to go in the woods.
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He three-pooted
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Can’t find your ball? Check that swarm of flies over there.
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I was wondering why the cups were made of porcelain.
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what a shitty lie!
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He curled one in the woods.
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TWOOO!
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How many Birdies gave their lives for this?
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Is that why they called Jack Nicklaus the ‘Golden Bear’?….
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Is this open to kids? I see short putts everywhere.
“Do you usually slice or draw your shat?….I dunno, depends on my stance and footwork”….
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@MJA – don’t ya mean a SHORT putz for the win?
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…so, what’s a “Double Bogey” again?
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“HEY YOU! THAT’S NOT WHAT A BALL WASHER IS FOR!!!
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You guys never played behind a foursome of Koreans.
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I just wish golf was as easy as takin’ a dump.
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how did you get your game up for this match? …. Depends
… what a shitty gag
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Hey SNS, I fell off the ball washer once!
The one thing I hated more than having to putt around goose shit on the green is being met by baby rattlesnakes in the cup when you go to retrieve your ball!
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Happens all the time at the San Francisco Open
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Apparently the producer for that event couldn’t give three shits either.
…maybe DON’T reach into the cup for your ball on THIS hole, just sayin’…
I had no idea this was a part of the golf competition. Had I known I would have eaten more concession stand hot dogs.
Only at the Detroilet Open
That explains the smell in the back 9.
Hey Buddy, you do that in the sand trap.
That’s not how you fill a divot!
Don’t you mean the sand crap. Are we sure this golf tournament wasn’t sponsored by Tidy Cat or the blue bears in the Charmin TP commercial which begs the question does a bear shit in a sand trap or wait to go in the woods.
He three-pooted
Can’t find your ball? Check that swarm of flies over there.
I was wondering why the cups were made of porcelain.
what a shitty lie!
He curled one in the woods.
TWOOO!
How many Birdies gave their lives for this?
Is that why they called Jack Nicklaus the ‘Golden Bear’?….
Is this open to kids? I see short putts everywhere.
Useful for multitasking—Potty Putter:
http://www.golfun.net/pottyputter.htm
A three shit lead? Isn’t that what you call a fecal eagle?
I’m laughing so hard I shanked myself.
He not only marks his ball, he marks his territory.
Brings a new definition to what a foot wedge means…
I had a sandwedge for lunch and I did a double bogey.
That’s a Gimme you don’t want.
Bet he wished he could Mulligan his breakfast.
Shooter McGavin: “I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!”
Happy Gilmore: “You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?”
The next tournament will be called “The TPSEE?>>>” in the Sawgrass….
Will the FCC fine CBS for that profanity on live TV?
…no prob, guv’ner…
https://www.callahead.com/portable-toilets/restroom-trailers/the-head-trailer/head-trailer-e.jpg
A bogus bogey brownie?
“Do you usually slice or draw your shat?….I dunno, depends on my stance and footwork”….
@MJA – don’t ya mean a SHORT putz for the win?
…so, what’s a “Double Bogey” again?
“HEY YOU! THAT’S NOT WHAT A BALL WASHER IS FOR!!!
You guys never played behind a foursome of Koreans.
I just wish golf was as easy as takin’ a dump.
how did you get your game up for this match? …. Depends
… what a shitty gag
Hey SNS, I fell off the ball washer once!
The one thing I hated more than having to putt around goose shit on the green is being met by baby rattlesnakes in the cup when you go to retrieve your ball!
Happens all the time at the San Francisco Open
Apparently the producer for that event couldn’t give three shits either.
So that’s what golfers are doing just before they put?
https://www3.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Paula+Creamer+LPGA+Thailand+Day+One+0V48rqY9iI6l.jpg
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I guess Barack “fundamentally changed” the game of golf too.
Well, it IS Detroit…
The game’s afoot!
Amazing, since he didn’t play WORTH a shit that day… 😉
“Three shit lead…”? Now there is a sport I could excel at… depending on if it’s low score good or high score good.
I heard they are currently excavating Old Tom Morris’s coprolites at St. Andrews….and..
That’s why they call it amen corner at the Masters tournament….
OK I’m done….
Obama had a really bad experience in a sand trap once – he spent so much time in it some cats tried to bury him…
https://youtu.be/QUTC_XdTXms
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