A French artist went for a dip in the Maldives, unaware of what lurked beneath the waterโs surface. In the clip, 30-year-old Thibault Garcia can be seen lounging in crystal clear waters.
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“Shark attack! shark attack!
get out of the water
and don’t look back!
The shark doesn’t like French cuisine!
I was arranging flowers the other day and grabbed a lizard I thought was a branch. I hate lizards.
Iโll never put on a life jacket again
I went out to the barn a few years to grab some lumber. I had a small piece of trim in my hand about 5′ long when I heard a rattle snake and saw him stick his head out of the pile. I screamed like a little girl. Had to kill the snake with the board I was holding to eliminate any witness to my squealing.
That shark probably thought “Ugh, this water tastes like crap” and moved on…
That’s how one outswims a shark…
At least he sounded like a frightened man, not a terrified girl.
Nurse shark, not really a threat. But unless you knew it’d scare anyone. He gets a pass!
Land Shark! SNL Skit…long time ago.When SNL was funny.
And just in case the shark ate him, his friends have the video so could make a little $$ off the tragedy. Noone ever tries to help the people, or fight off the shark (or the thug). They just capture it all on their phones!
In the subsequent clip, 30-year-old Thibault Garcia can be seen rinsing out his swim shorts.
I think it was the shark that shrieked when it realized a Frenchman rubbed his crotch against its head.
I’m afraid I would shriek and stain the ocean. I ain’t been right since I saw Jaws.
@ Col. Angus
Many years ago I was working as a farm laborer. We were unloading hay bales from a wagon onto the elevator that was lifting them into the barn loft. I picked up a bale and the other guy shrieked and jumped off the wagon. I dropped the bale and it rolled over, exposing a live copper head snake, caught in the bale string. He was really pissed, having just been through the baler and launched into the wagon just minutes earlier.
OK but the shark looked like he was at least 4 feet below him.
Even so, it’s okay to scream. lol
Col. Angus and Jethro – lolol
Col. Angus
APRIL 5, 2021 AT 1:10 PM
“I went out to the barn a few years to grab some lumber. I had a small piece of trim in my hand about 5โฒ long when I heard a rattle snake and saw him stick his head out of the pile. I screamed like a little girl. Had to kill the snake with the board I was holding to eliminate any witness to my squealing.”
…I had a somewhat different encounter with a surprised animal.
We were at the Oconaluftee Visitor Center in Cherokee NC, where among other things, they have a model pioneer farm that sometimes they have actual animals at. On this occasion, they had two hogs that were as big as riding animals in a simple split rail pen, and they were very used to tourist so they didn’t shy away from the rail at all. These had curly tails as the wife thought it would be fun if I grabbed his curly tail for a souvenir shot. Nothing loathe, I reached back for the inert hogs tail while facing the camera.
And that’s when the hog finally shifted.
…somewhere on the Internet if a photograph snapped at the exact moment that my smile congealed into the horror of realization that, yes, I had just stuck my hand into a hogs asshole on camera.
…I’m not sure if the hog was as horrified and digusted as it was surprised…
..but I sure was…
LOLOLOLOLOLOL^^^^ ew. lol