You can read the article if you like, but I mostly posted this as a set-up for jokes. ๐
An analysis of ripples in space-time suggests the mysterious substance consists of primordial black holes.
17 Comments on Dark matter could be made of black holes from the beginning of time
Comments are closed.
Black holes and Ripple…
‘Scuse me while I go consult the Urban Dictionary on this!
TRF,
Look up “gooks” also, apparently it means “lame” in urban parlance and is not racist or anything…
“The Stars are Matter, we’re Matter, but it don’t Matter.”
Captain Beefheart
And I thought that Ripple was a cheap wine that only winos drink to get drunk. Or a Grateful Dead song.
It’s pure logic: If Dark matter is made of black holes, then black holes matter.
Hey MJA, pull my finger. I’ll give you some ripples.
Could we please find some mini black holes to suck up all these annoying damn popup ads. I feel like I’m playing Whack A Mole destroying all the popup ads every time I log onto any web site.
Try adblocker. And donate to sites you enjoy.
Why’s it gotta be dark matter?
Why they gotta be black holes?
Why’s it gotta be Ripple?
Why can’t it be light matter?
Why can’t they be white holes?
Why can’t it be Chรขteauneuf-du-Pape?
Rippling black holes. Michelle Obama farted again, didn’t he?
Just exactly when did time begin? Albert Einstein wants to know!
Definitely a Black Hole & Dark matter in Biden’s pants.
BLM – Black Holes Matter!
Because they produce black matter
Black hole matter isn’t what you think, you can’t see it and it doesn’t stink!
Edit – BHM not BLM
The first man Adan was created in September 3901 BC, Creation would have yo be prior to that.
“Dark matter could be made of black holes from the beginning of time”
And Cosmology is junk science.
Just ask Carl Pagan the ultra boring monotone speaking host of the PBS series Cosmos. He put me to sleep every time that I watched him on PBS.