Dark matter could be made of black holes from the beginning of time

You can read the article if you like, but I mostly posted this as a set-up for jokes. 😁

An analysis of ripples in space-time suggests the mysterious substance consists of primordial black holes.


17 Comments on Dark matter could be made of black holes from the beginning of time

  1. Could we please find some mini black holes to suck up all these annoying damn popup ads. I feel like I’m playing Whack A Mole destroying all the popup ads every time I log onto any web site.

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  2. Why’s it gotta be dark matter?
    Why they gotta be black holes?
    Why’s it gotta be Ripple?

    Why can’t it be light matter?
    Why can’t they be white holes?
    Why can’t it be Châteauneuf-du-Pape?

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  3. BLM – Black Holes Matter!
    Because they produce black matter

    Black hole matter isn’t what you think, you can’t see it and it doesn’t stink!

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  4. “Dark matter could be made of black holes from the beginning of time”

    And Cosmology is junk science.

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