San Fran Cops Want to Kill Perps With Robots – IOTW Report

San Fran Cops Want to Kill Perps With Robots

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As America inches closer to a dystopian nightmare, the San Francisco Police Department is petitioning the progressive city’s Board of Supervisors, seeking permission to allow its robots to kill suspects when it decides the “risk of loss of life to members of the public or officers is imminent and outweighs any other force option available to SFPD.”

The report, from Engadget, was enough to make podcaster Joe Rogan’s head explode all over Instagram. The comedian threw caution to the wind and lashed out at the woke culture that would even consider such a thing.

“What could go wrong using robots to kill people in a land where men can get pregnant and billions of dollars can be lost as amphetamine popping incels manage made up money,” he posted. “WE’RE FIIIIINE.”

According to the Engadget article, the proposal “has already seen significant opposition from both within and without the Board.”

“Supervisor Aaron Peskin, initially pushed back against the use of force requirements, inserting ‘Robots shall not be used as a Use of Force against any person,’ into the policy language,”  senior reporter Andrew Tarantola writes. “The SFPD removed that wording in a subsequent draft, which I as a lifelong San Francisco resident did not know was something that they could just do.”

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14 Comments on San Fran Cops Want to Kill Perps With Robots

  1. I wrote a book with that in it once, wasn’t supposed to be an instruction manual…

    “The mechanical Hound slept but did not sleep, lived but did not live in its gently humming, gently vibrating, softly illuminated kennel back in a dark corner of the fire house. The dim light of one in the morning, the moonlight from the open sky framed through the great window, touched here and there on the brass and copper and the steel of the faintly trembling beast. Light flickered on bits of ruby glass and on sensitive capillary hairs in the nylon-brushed nostrils of the creature that quivered gently, its eight legs spidered under it on rubber padded paws.
    Nights when things got dull, which was every night, the men slid down the brass poles, and set the ticking combinations of the olfactory system of the hound and let loose rats in the fire house areaway. Three seconds later the game was done, the rat caught half across the areaway, gripped in gentle paws while a four-inch hollow steel needle plunged down from the proboscis of the hound to inject massive jolts of morphine or procaine.

    “Fahrenheit 451”

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  2. I’m just surprised that in San Fran Sicko they didn’t Engineer the dog with a penis so when they tell ole leg humper to “Sic ’em” it’s gonna leave the perp with a noticeable limp!

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  3. senior reporter Andrew Tarantola writes. “The SFPD removed that wording in a subsequent draft, which I as a lifelong San Francisco resident did not know was something that they could just do.”

    Hey, Andy! How many atomics you got?

    (“Journalism. For those that can only trust spell check to solve algebra.”)

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