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Twitter grilled Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi, D-Calif., on Friday for wishing people a “Happy Shwanza,” instead of “Kwanzaa” during remarks closing out the House’s vote on the “omnibus” spending bill.
After the 4,155-page, $1.7 trillion bill passed in the House of Representatives Friday, Pelosi decided to close out the session of Congress by wishing happy holidays to several different groups celebrating this time of year, including one that doesn’t exist.
In her sign off – which she claimed “will probably be my last speech as Speaker of the House” – Pelosi said, “I yield back the balance of my time and wish everyone a happy, healthy and safe New Year. Happy Holidays. Merry Christmas. Happy Shwanza. Happy Hanukah.” Continues
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!
Are you happy to see me or is that a shawanza in your pants?
To get his money, I guess Belensky had to give her the schwanzah!
Mel Brooks just got a belly laugh….
I have come to learn that I am WELL ahead of the game WITHOUT her wishes.
Nan took a knee in kente’ cloth so she knows EXACTLY what’s important to black folk.
She is down with the schtruggle…
That fact that blacks still vote EN MASS for these grifters is simply fucking amazing!
Bwahahahaha!
I have to laugh so as not to cry…
Exactly – a schanzstucker for Miss lube Rack 1959!
And a happy vodka to you nance.
It’s another Festivus MIRACLE!
Scwanse or scwartz
Gee, Nancy ain’t rayciss, is she?
Open question:
How much schnapps would it take to let Nan the Louse near your schwanza?
Shwanza – a holiday for African-Germans, or German-Africans.
@ Hoe hoe oh no! It’s not like Mr. Nan would hammer my schwanza off for being near her, but I’m not interested in sitting in solitary for being within a 100 foot radius of her desk, let alone near her. I dunno though, probably 4 bottles if you force feed it into me.
@Dr. Hambone Festivus A made up nonsense holiday, like Kwanzaa (or Shawnza) but for White people
The last time her husband celebrated Shwanza the police were involved.
Does celebrating Shwanza involve a shwanstucker by any chance?
I vote all of the above.
No “or” needed. Replace with “and” add exclamation mark.
Merry Christmas to all of you… who keep me laughing, thinking, and sometimes crying but always my first read daily. I love you so there!
It’s Christmas morning – I’m not going to write what I wish for Rancid Nan.
Merry Christmas!
It stepped down why is it still there?
Nancy: “Whatever it is you celebrate, be safe! Thank you, Mr. Speaker.”
So, her pronoun is now “mister”? Is she transitioning, or just confused?
Schwanza… That’s the new holiday for black Jews.
Shouldn’t that be Schwartza?
We all just love the Nancy!
May the shwartz be with you!
Have a very happy swhanza whatever it may be.
Drunk and crazy are not mutually exclusive. Particularly in the Pelosi household.
Hey ,shmata happy shwanc to you.
In her sign off – which she claimed “will probably be my last speech as Speaker of the House”
With any luck, this will be her last speech…period!
Can someone here verify that “ Shwanza” is a Yiddish slur against blacks?
Merry Christmas
@Tony R
I heard that a long time ago too.
Way back before this was a thing now on the record.
Nancy has some splainin to do after Christmas unless she now thinks it’s better to clam up and disappear.