Daily Caller
New Year’s fireworks celebrations were called off in a seaside Yorkshire town in the United Kingdom Saturday after a walrus decided to take a breather on the harbor’s slipway.
The walrus, nicknamed “Thor” wandered into the Scarborough harbor on Friday afternoon seeking what wildlife experts believe was a rest on the mammal’s journey north, Sky News reported. As Thor continued to stay put, the British Divers Marine Life Rescue (BDMLR) advised city officials to cancel the festivities over fear that the loud sounds and bright lights could “cause distress to the mammal,” the outlet continued. onanism
Did anybody consider that he may have come for the fireworks?
did that walrus ever consider loosing weight and getting a job? just sayin
Don’t want to disturb the very important walrus. Are they sure it was t Stacy Abrams with a fake mustache?
What do walrus do when there are thunderstorms?
But no problem performing naval maneuvers with live munitions (torpedoes and depth charges) while at sea…
The headline was “Walrus Wanders Into Harbor, Masturbates, Falls Asleep”
This walrus should replace Jeffrey Tobin on CNN.
Who cares about the distress thousands of children went through from missing the fireworks.