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It looks like Governor Tim Walz had quite the verbal slip-up, referring to Kamala Harris’ early career as a “young prostitutor” instead of “prosecutor.” Of course, that’s not a real job title—just an unfortunate gaffe that’s sure to light up social media. More
The crowd seemed to have gotten into the spirit of absurdity, chanting “we’re not eating cats” at the same rally. Here
“Kamala Harris has faced numerous unfounded and often sexist attacks throughout her career.”
“Over the last few months, Walz has quickly made a name for himself in the national political world.”
Why the enemy propaganda here? Yahoo News? And whatever the heck Shore News is? C’mon, man.
It’s an old Wisconsin joke about Minnesota that begins: You know why you can’t get a blowjob on the weekend in Minnesota?
Anyone heard it?
It was the first truthful thing he has said.
OK Whitey… why?
The audience at a Timmy Waltz has to be the largest collection of morons you can find. Haitians are eating pets and clearly non-Haitians chant they aren’t eating cats.
Walzing Timilda: I’m going to Springfield myself to prove there is nothing to these Trump claims of Haitians eating cats.
Here’s my plan: I’ll catch someone’s pet cat, cook it, and eat it.
1. If I can’t catch one, that means the rumors are false.
2. If it doesn’t taste good, that means the rumors are false.
3. If I don’t get arrested for animal cruelty, that means the rumors are false.
4. If nobody on social media reports it, that means the rumors are false.
5. If there are no signs posted about a missing cat, that means the rumors are false.
6. If the Haitians say they didn’t eat that cat, it means the rumors are false.
I’m asking Donald Trump to be there and observe. He won’t, which means the rumors are false.