Twitchy
Full disclosure, when we first saw this from @amuse we thought it might be a joke because you know, everyone is joking about how Harvard President Claudine Gay likely plagiarized her resignation letter (although we made the joke first, dagnabbit!). But if this letter is legit, and at this point we have no reason to say it’s not, then HOO BOY. More
(Insert Suspicious Cat face here)
Are we absolutely suuuuurrrrrrre this Gay person isn’t moonlighting with Babylon Bee?!
(Harvard better check the silver and the linens, ’cause plagiarism is simply another form of theft, and she seems fairly indifferent to her actions.)
WOW, IT’S SO TOUGH TO FIRE
AN AFFIRMATIVE ACTION HIRE
Supposedly, she will be back on the payroll as a teaching professor,making over $800,000 a year.
“Did I do that?”
“As the proverb goes, you can’t wake a person who is pretending to be asleep.”
And by quotes I am attributing this to the article :/
She uses the word “we” quite a bit.
As Scott used to say, “What’s this WE shit, white man?”
Plagiarism?
What’s that?
did anyone else notice how ‘she’ a dead ringer for the ‘guy’ on the ‘Humpty Dance’ song?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBsjggc5jHM&ab_channel=TommyBoy
(the nut in the white Cossack hat)
Parts of Claudine Gay’s resignation speech:
Four score and six months ago, I came to Harvard…I came, I saw, I conquered this university…But today is a day of infamy…still, I look forward to the day when all Harvard Presidents will be judged by their character and not the color of their skin…therefore, in the future I will not seek, nor will I accept, the office of the President of Harvard…We know that all of America is divided into four unequal parts…We shall overcome inequality, but I have nothing more to offer you but blood, sweat, and tears. Remember, no matter what happens, all we have to fear is fear itself. And for those responsible for these erroneous allegations, we will bury you.
Her final remark: One death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic. That is all.
Tom you left out the part “Don’t shoot until you see the whites”.
Tim 👆🏻
That’s good Tim.
She can always pole dance at the local lesbo titty bar.
Obama supported her so desperately because people will start thinking: Maybe this affirmative action moron Obama is just another Claudine Gay?
The first clue was that it was written in a Dr. Seuss style.
ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ, she also bears an uncanny resemblance to the fake-named Ibram X. Kendi without her glasses.
Awful lot of bullshit to say “Got caught. I’m outta here.”
The sad part is that she(?) and Harvard deserve each other.
mortem tyrannis
izlamo delenda est …
Prediction: She will be hired by the NYT and get a gig with CNN as an expert on the black experience in white academe.
I wonder what form of golden parachute is in her contract. She could be fully vested in a pension with full bennies for the rest of her days. Probably with an inflation clause.
If she doesn’t want customers at the drive-up window to recognize her, she better do something about her hair and glasses.
Saw a post on Twixter: picture of Gay and one of Urkel. Yup, family resemblance!