Aye matey, whar are yer buckineers?
They’re under my bucking hair, why?
Nice ear rings ya go thar. How much ya pay for ’em?
A buck an ear…
Arrr! I be thinkin’ that cockatoo’s the wrong color to be a pirate parrot, matey…
😉
Does Orkin treat his peg? He probably uses it to beat that stupid bird for crapping down the back of his shirt.
Last year I was in Boise ID. The local radio DJ in conjunction with a local donut shop had a talk like a pirate day. Go into the shop, talk like a pirate, get a free donut. I did The lady behind the counter looked at me like I was nuts. I was in the wrong donut shop.
You should’ve threatened to make her walk the plank, anyway. Donut ladies like it when you treat them rough…
May as well roll with it.
I’d recognize him anywhere, that’s Pegleg Pete and his parrot Polly out for an afternoon stroll. Aye Matey!
Mr.Pinko?
Long John Silver. Twenty men on a dead man’s chest, Yo Ho Ho and a bottle of Rum. Aye there mate.
That guy looks pretty darn tough. I’d like to see some leftist puke try and take his cigarettes away. G’head, just try it.
Remember, Talk Like a Pirate Day is September 19.
Arrrrh! Hang that scurvy dog from the yardarm!
Yarrrhh. I be seeing no hook, matey, so you aint no cap’n.
Obamacare?…
I guess he did not get his share of the GOLD!
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BUT he looks really cool and makes lots of new “friends”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pN7nmzuvNc
Just another day in Florida….
That dude must be a real hoot on Halloween…
Aye matey, whar are yer buckineers?
They’re under my bucking hair, why?
Nice ear rings ya go thar. How much ya pay for ’em?
A buck an ear…
Arrr! I be thinkin’ that cockatoo’s the wrong color to be a pirate parrot, matey…
😉
Does Orkin treat his peg? He probably uses it to beat that stupid bird for crapping down the back of his shirt.
Last year I was in Boise ID. The local radio DJ in conjunction with a local donut shop had a talk like a pirate day. Go into the shop, talk like a pirate, get a free donut. I did The lady behind the counter looked at me like I was nuts. I was in the wrong donut shop.
You should’ve threatened to make her walk the plank, anyway. Donut ladies like it when you treat them rough…
🙂