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Hollywood Reporter

Eva Longoria revealed this week that she and her family have moved out of the “dystopian” United States, now splitting time between Mexico and Spain.

“I had my whole adult life here,” Longoria told Marie Claire of the U.S. “But even before [the pandemic], it was changing. The vibe was different. And then COVID happened, and it pushed it over the edge. Whether it’s the homelessness or the taxes, not that I want to shit on California — it just feels like this chapter in my life is done now.” More

25 Comments on Adios

  1. Mexico? I imagine she will live in a gated community for the elite, otherwise she will have to deal with the massive Mexican crime problems that the lesser souls have to deal with.

    And heaven help her if she spoke out about Mexican political issues. Foreigners aren’t allowed to do that.

    And is she splitting her time between two countries so she won’t have to deal with the trivial issue of a resident visa? Or does she assume all countries are like the United States and just let people walk in and say “Here I am!”

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  2. She’s leaving the ‘dystopian’ USA to go to the ‘elysian’ Mehheeco??

    Eva needs to put down her woke dictionary and get a legitimate one. Pendeja.

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  3. I’ll bet everyone here won’t believe this, but I had to google her name. I’ve heard the name but had absolutely no idea who or what she was. I would like to take this opportunity to thank her for leaving.

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  4. I love how all the loudmouth Democrat supporting “celebrities” are “has-beens”. I have a theory, and so far it is holding true, that you get 10 years of success in Hollywood, maybe 20 if you are really good, and then you are toast. Some of the 20 year veterans are smart and start production companies.
    Eva Longoria got her start as a temptress on “The Young and the Restless” and then moved onto a character on “Desperate Housewives”. She had her 10 years of fame and is now known for having kept her body in good shape (and good for her, it becomes more difficult as you age).
    If I am wrong about this, then please correct me. I think Jennifer Aniston (age 55) is still trading on her character of Rachel from “Friends” and some of the stupid rom-coms she did in the 90’s; Jennifer Lawrence’s career went from age 16 to age 26 when she left to “save democracy” and pop out a few kids. Angelina Jolie had 20 years, but the curse crept up on her in her 40’s (I think she is either 48 or 49) and all of her movies in the past 9-10 years have been “less than special”. What has George Clooney done in the last 10-15 years? He and that skank wife of his can go back to Lake Como.

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  5. Just moving out of her crummy sanctuary city will improve the quality of her life. May I recommend Copper Harbor? A quaint town on Lake Superior where they get 200 inches of snow per year.

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