The self-described comedian, Amy Schumer, told “Elle” that female joke tellers always have to dress suggestively on stage and she won’t do it anymore. More
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Nice start already
Not possible.
Now that she’s done, what will she do with the rest of her day?
Actually, we appreciate your covering up more.
Or would, were we watching.
So she’s still falling down the ugly tree, hitting more branches?
I’ll bet even Bill Clinton would not dip his wick in that skank!
She also declared that ‘Kermit” is gonna get greener….to support her decision….
Dang!
What a way to ruin a perfectly good Saturday…
Amy Schumer + super f*ckable = does NOT compute
Just go away and take uncle Chuck with you.
8My mother use to say, “If you try to figure out a nut, it will make you nuts”. Schumer is nuts.
She’s pregnant,btw. Bet she’s really blaming the baby for the “ugly” phase she never left.
the comments are full of laughs!
I heard maybe she’s had herself videoed upchucking during morning sickness? so disgusting you can’t make this up
You cannot divide by zero. It’s the law.
Is she gonna stop comparing the stench from that Petrie dish of STDs between her legs to a barnyard? That poor child she is incubating. Congenital syphillis is no laughing matter.
That makes landing on the moon seem easy.
Poll; Phyllis Diller or Amy Schumer?
I find her suggestive…
Of the Pillsbury Dough-Boy.
“Female Joke Tellers…”
…is that another way of saying the Democrat Women’s Leadership Caucus?
…I’m still not sure who Amy Schumer is, or why we should care what she thinks, unless we’ve devolved to the point where comediennes are setting Democrat House policy objectives.
…Hmm. Now that I see it written down like that, you don’t suppose…
Smart move! Now she has a perfect excuse for her inevitable dismal failure and loneliness.
omg Snooki’s doing it too (morning sickness pic)
Those upchuck videos will be as popular as golden shower and poop videos. Not that I’ve watched them, no sir. Honest.
She’s knocked up? Damn! I really feel sorry for that poor turkey baster.
Only Sandra Burkhardt is uglier
I’d tap that if she were eleven years old.
for starters, she’s not the type you would take a second look at anyway, she’s not pretty, not funny, not alluring and not sexy.
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED, Orca! :barf:
What’s she going to do? Bring back prohibition?
In a long line of people who set themselves on fire upon Trump’s arrival, it’s hard to think of someone whose mid-section is burning as long or as brightly as Schumer’s.
She had a then popular weekly show getting renewed. She was starting to appear in movies. And then, upon her first lead role in a tale about how she was tied to some tracks and her ample frame derailed an Amtrak en route to Chicago killing 87 passengers – appropriately enough titled “Trainwreck”, she decided that this moment is when she would record a 3 hour spoken word album of her leftwing political beliefs.
You can see what’s happening here. Tolerant liberal Hollywood is telling her that she needs to lose some weight and get down under sixteen stone. In protest, she’s going to stay perma-pregnant with a fried chicken and biscuit baby.
Scummer.
She’s positively bovine!
I’d hit that. As long as my friends never find out…
dress suggestively on stage (?)
The only thing her outfits ever suggested to me was abstinence.
When you are already at the bottom of the hole it is impossible to dig any deeper!
She already achieved super uglyhood what more could she want!
I don’t think there’s any way she can prevent it.
I’d say mission accomplished
Have pity on her.
She probably had to play “Kiss the Puppet” with Chuck in her toddlerhood.
It’s also a pretty sure bet that her family knew the Bidens; so she was (most likely) Slow Joe’s cum sock.
Pray for her.
(I can’t, but maybe you can)
izlamo delenda est …