Saks off 5th has rolled out a discount line of women’s clothing from Amy Schumer. Under the label “Le Cloud,” Schumer has stated her intention “to be authentic and to empower women of all ages and sizes to do the same.”
The line of clothing, however only goes up to size 20, which Schumer claims is a victory she had to fight hard to achieve. She has stated that later runs of the clothing line will offer sizes up to 40. More
It appears that Amy has made herself a goal to get to size 40….If she can’t get to size 40 by the end of this years holidays, she’s just a quitter….
What does a size 40 look like?…..I’m picturing a ’58 Buick…
Size 40!? Wouldn’t a tarp and some bungee cords be a lot cheaper?
I would have guessed some combination of Spanx and Shreddies.
https://www.myshreddies.com/flatulence/ladies?category=Multipack
“Le Clown” is a better name.
I dunno’ man, after size 30 it’s not really a cloud anymore… more like.. “The Horizon”.
Because every women wants to look as frumpy and callow as Amy Schumer.
Now if some genius designer came up with a line of clothing as sophisticated and sharp as Melania, why the world would be better place and life in general more vibrant.
Here is “authentic” Amy Schumer:
https://thumbs.gfycat.com/DecimalWindyHyracotherium-max-1mb.gif
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Your mamas so fat, she won’t fit in Amy Schumer’s clothes.
Does anyone think they Amy gives s FUCK
Amy is just as condescendingly phony as her uncle
\SCHUCK CHOMPER
Will army boots for large ladies be part of the roll-out for the plus 40 size?
Big ladies need fashion too.
Lazlo has been with a ton of women.
At 250 and up it don’t take long
I don’t know what a women’s size 40 looks like. I wear a size 42-long sport coat, but I’m a guy, and I’m guessing the sizes don’t compare.
“Le Cloud” ain’t BIG enough, eh?
Guess they better roll out “Le Zeppelin” next! 😮
Bob: The Illegal Immigrant Thong
Fartbreaker
The Stairway to Size 37
Gashmere
When the Heavy Breaks
I Can’t Quit You Gravy
Trampled Under Footlongs
Aaaaand…I’m spent.
OK, I gained weight since I no longer work and I hate it. Not even close to a 20. 12 is as far as I will go. I’m working on it. I shudder when I see, especially young, women and men so fat they waddle. Call me racist, prejudiced, fat shaming, whatever. We pay for this bad behavior. If not in taxes, but also in higher health insurance premiums. Subsidizing the sloths. Shame went out the window with the invention of Spandex.
Ramona
If you are a 12, you’re a bikini model compared to Amy Schumer.
Clothing, no clothing: Amy Schumer looks like a pig.
The term “empowering women” makes me gag. I don’t need some vulgar fat lowlife from LA to empower me. And how does making a bedazzled, belted tent empower anyone?