Andrea Mitchell
✔@mitchellreports
.@PeteWilliamsNBC on the weapon used in the newsroom shooting: a shotgun is like a backwards funnel, you don’t have to have direct aim to hurt a lot of people. It was purchased legally. #AMR
…the real intent behind the liberal euphemistic “gun safety” push. They say they only want to get rid of AR-15s because they are designed to kill as many people as fast as possible, but they have no problem with shotguns. Now, a shotgun was used in a mass shooting so suddenly those innocuous weapons are now reverse funnels of death, but don’t worry, they don’t have a problem with revolvers. That is until one is used in a mass shooting and then revolvers will become “rotating cylinders of murder” and they will have to be banned as well.
I like 00 buckshot in my funnel of death and don’t forget the ‘sawed off’ FOD.
Mitchell’s mind is like a reverse sewage treatment plant.
Thankfully a ‘Street Sweeper’ wasn’t involved
Andrea Mitchell has been told by NBC her audience does this:
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but her reality is this. . .
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Joltin’ Joe sets the nation straight and tells us what to do with a Reverse Funnel of Death!
https://www.usnews.com/news/articles/2013/02/28/biden-advises-shooting-shotgun-through-door
“VICE PRESIDENT JOE Biden told Field & Stream magazine in an interview published Monday, “[if] you want to keep someone away from your house, just fire the shotgun through the door…”
Andrea is a plant by the Russians to make feminists look smart.
Where? Comfuzed. A House Plant?
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Kind of like the media megaphone—-no accuracy required at all. Fake news.
40 years ago, when she started in Philadelphia, she was an idiot then.
Amazing how these people never change.
From the link: “There are obviously different types of chokes you can use to create a wider spread…”
No, Mr. ‘I’ve shot a lot of shotguns’. Chokes are used to reduce the spread. This is almost as ignorant a statement as the news bint spewed.
I had a little 28″ Mdl 42 Winchester that (with #8 shot) patterned about 48″ at 10 paces….. wasn’t even good for the pigeons in the barn! Just think if I had that kind of spread with my 40MM FOD with armor piercing 0000 buck!
“Speaking the truth in times of universal deceit is a revolutionary act.” Geo. Orwell
Full choke and shot size are two terms that could be associated with Andrea.
Shang – She’s married to Allen Greenspan.
Whut would she know about shot size???
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jafkVM-jnbE&time_continue=79
Bbbbut slow Joe told me to buy a shotgun instead of an AR15.
Double barrel, two blasts from deck and all your home invasion problems are solved. Now that’s some spread.
If brains were Kleenex, she couldn’t blow her nose.
“… you don’t have to have direct aim to hurt a lot of people.”
As opposed to “indirect aim?”
So, if you DO have “direct aim” you can hurt only individuals?
I’m not sure I’m grasping what she’s getting at – other than blowing a lot of smoke and bullshit out of her mouth.
Geez, lady, say what you mean; mean what you say – as clearly and succinctly as possible – you’re supposed to be a professional bullshitter.
izlamo delenda est …
It’s called a “choke” bitch.
Wait.
‘Choke a bitch.”
I like that!
Spicy foods make me a reverse funnel of death.
I didn’t know they manufactured “wide dispersion” shells. Sounds like they would be as handy as a blunderbuss.
Andrea Mitchell couldn’t find her own asshole with a funnel.
All those opposed to Second Amendment should be forced to live in the south side of Chicongo.
That’s why I use a Punt gun for my home defense needs.
I’m afraid to ask, but…have we heard from Milano Hogg about the Annapolis shooting already?
Uncle Joe Biden’s advice is sound – fire a double barrel shotgun in the air from your back deck and your home invasion problems will be solved. I did this, and it scared off a home invader – although the reverse funnel effect killed two joggers on the next street, blew out my neighbor’s second story windows and crippled an airliner on approach to our local airport.
As you can see, I am in fact well qualified, or at least as qualified as Andrea Mitchell, to weigh in on the gun debate.
I attach mine to the shower pipe for a nice even spray of water, you know, when It’s not killing people.
Gammaw gets so old and addled that she never even knows if her Depends need changin’!
And you people! You people make fun of her because she doesn’t know what the new finagled replacements are for Twatter and Bookface!
You’re all deplorable!
Where’s Bad Brad?
Would be nice to know he’s okay…
Everything Andrea Mitchell knows about shotguns, she learned from regular skeetshooting outings with Barack Hussein.
Pete was Pentagon spokesman. . . and learned nothing.
He was also raised in Casper, WY and obviously absorbed nothing.
‘Nuf said.
I remember Andrea from WRC4 in DC when I was kid. She was the original butter face (or Pizza Face, fire put out with a fork). This offers a whole new take on what may have happened, a reverse funnel from a shotgun. Early in her “career” they contracted with Earl Scheib to do her make-up. Ever since she went big time, it’s been Maaco. Close ups were scary. Maaco and Bondo really do work!
I guess you could say she’s had a few Maac overs then…
Attention all “journalists”, talking heads, correspondents and similar propagandists:
How about for a change you start reporting the news instead of manufacturing it?
Otherwise, just shut up. We ain’t buying your crap anymore.
@F4UCorsair:
But don’t you have to turn the whole house to aim it? (-:
I’ve always dreamed of having a B½-gauge punt gun…just because B½ looks funny. (That means a bore of 1.5 inches.)
@Frank: This is still one of my favorite videos:
https://www.youtube.com/embed/cIdKIM2btoA?ecver=1
🙂