Patriot Retort: On this Easter Sunday, you would do well to remember that you better not cross April Ryan.
I know you all thought April was just a former jazz DJ who stumbled backwards into “journalism,” but you would be wrong.
April Ryan is more than just a chubby CNN contributor and White House “reporter” for the Urban Radio Network.
She has also anointed herself God’s chosen one.
Like a bouncer manning the velvet rope of a nightclub, April Ryan stands guard over the gates of Heaven.
And she alone will decide who will and will not cross.
So that makes two jobs that April Ryan isn’t qualified to hold.
After April – patron saint of jazz DJs and pecan pie conspiracy theorists – ranted on CNN demanding Sarah Huckabee Sanders be fired, Sarah’s dad Mike Huckabee took umbrage at April saying “you have to start and start lopping heads off.” more