Pixee Fox: The Price of Beauty
For Pixee Fox, the perfect body cost four boob jobs, a butt lift and six ribs. She started out as a blond Swede, wasn’t that enough? Now she looks all top-heavy and [Read More]
Articles by Dr. Tar
From Captain America to Captain Fabulous
What if the extreme voices on the left got their way and destroyed Captain America by making him gay. Steven Crowder is here to show you what it would [Read More]
Murderer Convicted of Killing Fellow Murderers
It took a mere 90 minutes for a jury to convict Danta Rowsey of three murders and an attempted murder yesterday in Milwaukee court. Prosecutors were able to show that [Read More]
For Mixed Martial Arts Fans
It use to be kids learned karate, then it was kung fu, followed by kick boxing were all the rage. Now they’re into MMA style beat downs. Still, you have [Read More]
FEMA: Business of Disaster
NPR and PBS’s Frontline ran exposes of the treatment of the victims of 2012’s Hurricane Sandy by FEMAs flood insurance program yesterday. Doug Quinn in front of the lot where his [Read More]
Shia LaBeouf Hitchhiking Across The USA
Actor and destroyer of the Indian Jones franchise, Shia LaBeouf is attempting to hitchhike for a month with two fellow free spirits this summer. The three travelers are reporting [Read More]
The Beer Batter Defense
76-year-old John Przybyla was pulled over back in 2014 when a sheriff’s deputy observed him crossing the center line. Mr. Przybyla told the officer that his beer breath was caused [Read More]
Sign Thief States His Motivation
This young idiot was stopped while stealing Trump signs from a front lawn. Rather than detain the vandal and call the cops, he was asked a series of logical questions [Read More]
Alex Haley Unpublished Bio “My Three Wives (and Five Mistresses)”
The famous author, of “Roots,” Alex Haley turns out to have been a plagiarizer, a philander and a financial disaster, leaving $1.5 million in debts for his heirs to contest among themselves. [Read More]
In Chicago Parking Is Good Business
A consortium of investors formed Chicago Parking Meters (CPM) in 2008 and paid the city $1.15 billion for the right to “manage the meter system and pocket the money fed [Read More]
Hundreds of Dead People Still Voting In LA
An investigative reporter for a Los Angeles television station discovered 215 people still voting in the County despite being dead, in some cases for decades. For example, John Cenkner died [Read More]
Head of Security At TSA Removed
Kelly Hoggan, Head of Security was relived of his position by TSA Administrator Peter Neffenger after the House Oversight Committee sharply criticized the agency. The final straw was the long [Read More]
Speeding Ticket Turns Into Possible 45 Years
Kelvina Freeman was stopped for speeding and was found to be driving on a suspended license, so the Milwaukee County deputies called a tow truck. Kelvina decided she’d rather make a [Read More]
Another Officer Walks In Freddie Gray Case
Office Edward Nero was acquitted of all charges by a judge this morning in the latest attempt to prosecute Baltimore police officers for the death of Freddie Gray last April [Read More]
Taliban Leader Droned
Mullah Mohammed Akhtar Mansour was reportedly killed by a drone strike yesterday. Driving in the open, with no escorts in southwestern Pakistan near the Afghan border, Mansour has the [Read More]