He wears them because he was a Top Gun instructor. Just wait, he’ll tell you. That’s why he keeps bringing up F15’s.
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“I feel the need, the need to shit my pants”
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He keeps an F15 under his bed.
4
OKAY…. but is he fit to stand trial???
9
There are supposed to be some Nazi cells here in the US.
I suggest Joe Biden as the leader of the Brownpants.
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Dementia Hitler is a vegetable?
5
^^^^ No Fing way. Vegetables are good for you.
4
I’ve known a lot of fighter jocks from my service in a fighter squadron in the Navy. Believe me, joey isn’t a fighter jock, not even close, if anything he’s a lying two faced pony soldier fighter jerk. The only thing that he has in common with fighter jocks is his big ego and his big ego is evil to the core. If he was a fighter jock, he’d be like Robert Duvall in The Great Santini, a major league prick.
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He thinks if he puts them on it makes him invisible. He is Blunder Man and that is his secret power!!
4
David Caruso is like “WTF, Joe? I turned them into a campy meme thirty years ago. You look like a fool. Just stop.”
4
Real aviators are going to start wearing Elton John sunglasses just to prevent the ground crew from running out to check their pants after every mission!
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Joey’s handlers really ought to get him a pair of Augmented Reality glasses and beam him images of Brownie Scouts and ice cream cones to calm him down and get him to stand still. They’d even be useful as a stealth teleprompter.
Then we could hack the rig and have us some fun!
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He needs to wear googly glasses and a beanie with a propellor on top. And we could call him Poindexter or the head dork in chief.
This Spud’s for you.
“I wear my sunglasses at nig…zzzzzzzzzzzz”
It’s such a shame. He has ruined an iconic brand.
He wears them because he was a Top Gun instructor. Just wait, he’ll tell you. That’s why he keeps bringing up F15’s.
“I feel the need, the need to shit my pants”
He keeps an F15 under his bed.
OKAY…. but is he fit to stand trial???
There are supposed to be some Nazi cells here in the US.
I suggest Joe Biden as the leader of the Brownpants.
Dementia Hitler is a vegetable?
^^^^ No Fing way. Vegetables are good for you.
I’ve known a lot of fighter jocks from my service in a fighter squadron in the Navy. Believe me, joey isn’t a fighter jock, not even close, if anything he’s a lying two faced pony soldier fighter jerk. The only thing that he has in common with fighter jocks is his big ego and his big ego is evil to the core. If he was a fighter jock, he’d be like Robert Duvall in The Great Santini, a major league prick.
He thinks if he puts them on it makes him invisible. He is Blunder Man and that is his secret power!!
David Caruso is like “WTF, Joe? I turned them into a campy meme thirty years ago. You look like a fool. Just stop.”
Real aviators are going to start wearing Elton John sunglasses just to prevent the ground crew from running out to check their pants after every mission!
Joey’s handlers really ought to get him a pair of Augmented Reality glasses and beam him images of Brownie Scouts and ice cream cones to calm him down and get him to stand still. They’d even be useful as a stealth teleprompter.
Then we could hack the rig and have us some fun!
He needs to wear googly glasses and a beanie with a propellor on top. And we could call him Poindexter or the head dork in chief.
Speaking of David Caruso…
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CsFY1JuWEAAUGnj.jpg
Oh wait, that’s not him. My bad.
https://youtu.be/X2LTL8KgKv8?si=8Hq7GERv8RANq7Pq
Would love to see him wearing a flight suit , demonstrating the eject button
Kindly, Don’t insult Potatoes.
(they make Vodka)
They will NEVER be able to best La Bastille!
Geni – Would love to see him wearing a flight suit , demonstrating the eject button.
Applying that much pressure to Joe’s flight suit would result in a canopy pop followed by a huge brown cloud!