“We stand in solidarity with those looting stores and getting free stuff to show how much they care about justice,” said a Nike representative. “To that end, we are releasing this $250 pair of shoes some Chinese lady made for 30 cents.” Go see them
h/t ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ
@cbx8102 – the Babylon Bee is a parody that is way more honest than you and even though “lying” is their schtick, they lie way less than you do you skank whore aspiring to be a garden slug.
….see this one?
https://babylonbee.com/news/nations-racists-repent-after-reading-statement-on-equality-from-hidden-valley-ranch
Maybe that’s why all those people groveled. Time to switch to Marie’s Blue Cheese.
And also from todays Babylon Bee, Kraft changes singles to black squares to fight inequality.
Whatever happened to the “I See Black People” T-shirts?
izlamo delenda est …
They can lace up $100 kicks but can’t manage to fill out a job app.
I thought the perfect commemorative shoes for looters would be an empty shoebox.
But that’s why I’m here.
They’ll never sell, but they’ll still fly out the door.
They’re good looking shoes, I’m gonna steal a pair.
Kidding, I wouldn’t steal and I wouldn’t wear them ugly things if my feet were bleeding.
…more like “…some Chinese lady was FORCED to make for 30 cents”.
…and you’d want a steel shank for walking over broken glass, not just padding…