This Can’t Be What Moose Means By Let’s Move?
I’ve never been more ashamed of my country. A man took secret video of Obama exercising in a hotel gym in Poland.
I’ve isolated my favorite part and gave it a little soundtrack. You can suggest your own in the comments and I’ll put up some recuts tonight.
HT/ Brad
I wasn’t quite paying attention when I read the title (I thought it said “Barack Obama Exorcised”)but this is pretty good, too.
LMAO!!!
Does anyone know if he wincing because of the onerous 4 lb dumbells, or because of the bleeding tears in his rectum ?
Dittos on what Cardigan said. Very funny.
This actually tops the girlie bike helmet and the girlie baseball toss.
He’s so precious !
If you watch the entire vid at the link, his ears are very pronounced and casting shadows upon the floor.
I’m thinking this man definitely did not carry Mooch over the threshold on their wedding night.
Meanwhile Moose is bench-pressing 300 plus in the big boys gym….
Carly Rae Jepsen- Call Me Maybe.
Exercise is SO 20th Century. He should eat what Moose puts out and take a pill for 21st Century engineering. Did this camera operator catch Lurch too? He’s there. Poland’s residents probably chased him out with pitchforks and torches. Li’l O in a Big World and over his head with reality.
Jem- Wish I
That’ll show Putin.
Gayer than a picnic basket
Putin just shat his pants laughing at this poofta.
speaking of mooch, did you all see this?
http://youtu.be/gvuulZPbfBg
Guy who filmed it is going to get audited for sure – maybe even “swatted”
Sorry to ruin the party, but I’m calling bullshit on this one. Do you mean to tell me that the Secret Service would allow anyone else in the gym while Obama was “exercising?” I would 4hink they’d clear the place out. And if not, that the guy wouldn’t have been patted down for weapons, which would have revealed the camera?
I knew you’d kill it, and you did. How about looping that section where he doing the funky chicken with the 7lb girl weights and playing Super Freak.
As an American this is embarrassing.
Afternoon Delight. Mary Jane Anklestraps will be thrilled! 🙂
What a pussy!
Putin is shaking in his boot!
-From laughter!
Don Knotts would look more believable than president putz.
Found his trainers:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-GLO_PydqU
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YMCA
To The Fairies They Draw Near, from Tinker Bell:
Come away with me now to the sky
Up all the hills and the sea
Far beyond where memories lie
To a place where I’M FREE TO BE ME
His training objective is to get the first pitch to home plate on one bounce next season.
I Know This Much Is True – Spandau Ballet
For the time he is on the eliptical – “Runnin’ On Empty”.
Faith – George Michael
I’m getting a real Richard Simmons vibe from that.
If this scrawny thing really wanted to get into shape, he’s strap Moo onto his back and take a 10 mile run uphill. UGH
Looks like a segment of “Sprockets” from SNL.
Back off Team, he just wants to tighten his bum.
You can tell a mans work ethic by the intensity that he trains with.
You can quote me on that.
Looks like he might blow out his O-ring.
I’d suggest the Pina Colada song, but even that’s not gay enough.
More like it makes his pussy hurt.
Why don’t you be honest and say why you really hate The Commander-In-Chief? He’s African-American.
@ greetingsfromyonkers, I thought of that too, but why not suppose it was filmed by a Secret Service agent who’s totally sick of the flamer posus?
Thankfully, there was no footage of Barack doing her kegels.
Larry the LGBT Activist Liberal, I despise the white half of Barry Obama also.
“Let’s Get Physical”
*excuse me more a moment while I vomit.
It’s him. You can see close ups at the dailywhateverUK link. Hilarious!
SKYYYYY ROCKETS IN FLIGHT! *pouf!* AFTERNOON DELIGHT!
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Anything by Cher. Especially “life after love” or whatever the title is.
I will watch him pump iron, but refuse to watch him pump Reggie.
Hmmmmm. Anything by Cher… Half-Breed! That works! 😀
Shania Twain – “Man, I feel like a woman.”
GreetingsFrom Yonkers
It was probably one of his SS detail, I know they all love his ass.
And by the way, those are what, 2lb weights?
Did they edit out the part where Clay Aiken was spotting him?
Regina Spektor: “Fidelity” <– Trust me on that one.
Grunt!!! Perfect. Shania would just throw the hell up over that.
Oh, Fur. Thank you for this!! My best friend is in the hospital suffering through another round of chemo. She is unable to eat and it has been so hard to see her so sick. I needed something to make me laugh. And you friggin’ nailed it!
And, seriously, he grimaces curling those wee little free weights?! I can curl twice that size and I’m a girl. What a puss.
The Brady Bunch : Sunshine Day
What a Queef-cake!
Was he exercising to “Sweatin’ With The Oldies” with Richard Simmons or the “Jane Fonda Workout”?
Partridge Family – “Looking for a good time” / “Money Money”, 1973.
Billy Joel: Uptown Girl
icecastles
Brick House
Styx: Mr. Roboto (secret secret. I’ve got a secret)
Walk Like A Kenyan – The Bangles
We Built this city! lol
The Monkees, Daydream Believer
Walkin On Sunshine – Katrina and The Waves
Cracklin ‘ Rosie – Neil Diamond
T’Pau – Heart And Soul
Fame- Irene Cara
If you substitute two cocks for the weights, it makes more sense. Or maybe it was something he saw on a jibadi training video.
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=d-Yrg9xNSS0
Klaus nomi baby.
My Boy Lollipop…. Millie Small
I Only Have Eyes for Me
Satisfaction (I can’t get no) – Rolling Stones
Party Off the Ass-Poundings!
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=H7B2VMCHXpA
It’s raining men!
You dropped da bomb on me!
Waterloo – Abba
Blondie, One Way or Another
Sympathy for the Devil – Stones
Stone, Paint it Black
My girl likes to party all the time! – E. Murphy
The Temptations, My Girl
Larry didn’t get the memo yet: Racism accusations was so four years ago.
You need better material.
Somewhere over the rainbow.
Eye of the Lie-ger
Everybody Was Kung-Fu Fighting
Shake-Weight Your Bootie
WAR – Edwin Starr
They’re Coming to Take Me Away
Pat Benatar – Hit me with your Best Shot.
Bonnie Tyler – Holding out for a Hero
Erasure – A Little Respect
Funky Town.
Or maybe Burnin’ Ring of Fire.
Almost too many good ones to keep track of. Excellent stuff.
The weight room video I WANT to see is the one with him wearing orange, inside the Federal Facility at Canon City. He might not be so perky after HE gets to play “Reggie” to half the inmate population.
It surprises me that he was not working out in the nude.
Take a Walk on The Wild Side, Lou Reed (I think)
Brad-
Yeah, that was Lou Reed (RIP – PB&J). Perfect!
“LET’S MOVE” (like a pussy)
I still think Super Freak by Rick James would be almost too funny.
You’re the Best Around – Joe Esposito Karate Kid soundtrack.
You’ve Got the Touch – Stan Bush, Transformers soundtrack
Lola–The Kinks
BWAHAHAHA!!!!!
See. Nothing to be afraid of here people! LOL!
Have his grimace lifting those toothpicks on a continuous loop with the song “Butterfly Kisses” playing BigFurHat. My two cents.
Tiny Dancer–Elton John.
The Clash – Rock the Casbah
Prince – “Pussy Control”
Brad-
I had a black roommate as a freshman in college, and he would torture me and the other white guys by playing Rick James (Mostly Super Freak, but you’d be surprised what else that guy put on vinyl). Good times.
She’s Always A Woman To Me. – Billy Joel
With a pic of Mich flexing those manly guns in front of him.
O.T. – Any takers on a bet if Mich could take him in an arm wrestling match?
Clarence Carter: Strokin’ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-W-a7ZLpFs
Who is Jean Ekwa and how long before he’s in custody?
https://www.facebook.com/jean.ekwa?fref=ts
Grunt, Ever notice how close that song is to MC Hammer’s You Can’t Touch This?
Brad-
Yeah, it’s the exact same riff, but Rick’s came first. I always wondered if MC just borrowed or gave credit or who knows what. Maybe it was done with a handshake and the exchange of an undisclosed quantity of weed.
MC Hammer gave away or lost all of his money and he’s a Preacher in Oakland.
The ring thing is BS. My ring finger is way longer than my index. And I can prove I had 2 kids. I still say it’s a hermaphrodite. Any pics of it pregnant? I didn’t think so.
Olivia Newton John’s “Lets Get Physical” is all I heard in my head when I saw that.
Commander-in-Queef. Hail to the Queef.
This is not the whole video. Seriously. There is a longer another one circulating.
You should see the scene where he gets to his kegel exercises.
And to think, he carries our launch codes in his purse next to his tampons. Talk about a Code Red.
One last musical suggestion, ZZ TOP PEARL NECKLACE.
Don’t Mess With My Toot-Toot!
You’ve been conned, Hat. That’s his double. Any real net sleuth would know that.
Hilarious! The minute I saw the video of Barry “exercising”, I knew it would get the appropriate IOTW treatment it deserves.
Putin has probably been laughing at this farce all day.
A Girl Named Barrack
You can read his lips – I’m pretty sure he’s singing to this tune:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pv5SPtM-FGQ
“I told the Witch Doctor….” sung by the Chipmunks.
Shake a Tailfeather by the 5 Du-Tones