Bee: Nation’s Murderous Psychopaths Undecided On Whether They’ll Follow New Gun Laws

Babylon Bee:

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Democrats such as Beto O’Rourke have proposed a number of new gun laws, such as universal background checks, a ban on magazines that hold more than ten bullets, and possibly even a “mandatory buyback” of some weapons such as AR-15s. While these laws are likely to be a headache for law-abiding gun owners, the nation’s murderous psychopaths aren’t quite certain how the laws will affect them.

“The background check sounds concerning,” explained deranged murderer Steve Mason, known as “Murdering Steve” to his friends. more

h/t K.

18 Comments on Bee: Nation’s Murderous Psychopaths Undecided On Whether They’ll Follow New Gun Laws

  1. Not only frilliant but the thumbnail is one of those baby killin’, 55.6 caliber, black, evil Bushmasters with an eleventeen bullet capacity clip!
    beta is an idiot.
    “Speaking the truth in times of universal deceit is a revolutionary act.” Geo. Orwell

  2. The limp dick NWO commie bitches don’t want THOSE guns…they only want the legal ones owned by citizens who would fight back when they try to take over. Little cunts like beto won’t do shit, he’s just a meat puppet, it’s the soros paid people with their minions we’ll have to fight off!

  3. I just don’t see Alphonse and Junebug, robbing little old ladies of their handbags, strapped up with ARs. They usually just employ a brick, or a sharpened screwdriver.

    Strappy B, what do you use to rob little old ladies?

  4. Yes, satire. but brings up an important FACT. You can’t keep guns out of the hands of individuals that have been twisted by drugs as young children, had no father, plays Grand Theft Auto, watched to many Hollywood “kill them all let God sort them out movies”. Imagine yourself in a closely confined area. Class room. Work space. Even a shopping mall. Some deviant whips out a gun shooting and killing people working his way to you. HOW DO YOU STOP THIS? 911 is probably not the right answer.

  5. Let me tell you… I usually use a BAR. The gun, you know.

    I jump out from behind a trashcan and scream, like a Drill Sergeant, “YO COOKIES O’ YO LIFE!”

    And she bats the muzzle away and says, “GET’S THAT STINKY SHIT OUT MAH FACE!”

    I can’t ever get the cookies. What am I doing wrong?

  6. Ax politely. How you gonna’ run up on grans with a gat the size of a yugo demanding cookies.

    Son, go wash yo hands and sit down at the table nicely.

    Kidz these dayze.

  7. Lunatic – For gun crimes there will be a new emergency number – 835 – which will alert first responders to set up a perimeter, wait for backup and tv crews before ordering building occupants to exit running with their hands clasped behind their heads.


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