Police are seeking members of a rogue ban of bike riders who took to 7th Avenue in Manhattan causing series risk to themselves, damaging vehicles and assaulting drivers. Witnesses claim this isn’t the first time they’ve disrupted traffic, but now they’ve become roving vandals as well. More
This type of shit does not happen in states with open and concealed carry.
Coming soon to a neighborhood near you.
The new nonjudgmental mindset: Two murders in a park in a good residential neighborhood in the Big City near me. One resident said “I am not mad at the person, I am mad at their actions.” Another said “This will help focus the conversation we should be having as a community about the root causes.”
I don’t understand the problem, your in a 3000 lb vehicle and they’re on a 25 lb bike. It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to figure it out.
Where the hell do they think they are, Portland?
Here in the PNW, they are known as the Spandex Mafia (H/T to Lars Larsen)
Don’t doors open in NYC?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=18&v=gbemfkbaD7I
A sawed-off shotgun with a load of rock salt would end this shit real fast.
Notice how a lot of this is in cities where the mayor is a Democrat?
DeBlasio’s Riders
I always thought the end of the world would come on motorcycles with guys named “Toe Cutter”, “The Nightrider” and “Bubba”.
To see it come on peddle bikes by someone probably named “Xander” just makes me giggle like I’m being hit with laughing gas.
Bicyclists in the heart of MAJOR CITIES, make GREAT hood ornaments.
In the immortal words of Leonard Cohen, “First we take PITTSBURGH – THEN we take NEW YORK!!!” >:->
This will end. How it ends will depend on the people of NY.
What we need is common sense bicycle control.
Pelopidas wins the internets for today.
My Tivo taped Mad Max a couple of days ago, so I had to watch the opening chase. I was reminded that I really shouldn’t watch certain movies on TV with scenes cut and words bleeped.
Sorry that I ran him over officer. He reached in my window and poked my eyes. At that point I didn’t even know I was moving.
Wonder how many progressive/keftist city owned bicycles are being used in these crimes.
“Rent and Rob for a day, for only a dollar”
A bullwhip sure would be handy in this situation.
All of these ideas are very humorous and entertaining but are likely to get you charged with some life destroying criminal charges and open yourself up to being the payee of the ghetto lottery to these creeps.
Honestly, what could we do in such a circumstance?
Being terrorized?
By liberal pukes on bicycles?
They just haven’t run into the right person yet. A good buddy of my told some guy writing checks with his mouth in a bar that his ass had no way of cashing:
“You know, there are people that just hang around all day and wait for someone just like you to come along.”
How bout a projectile, sort of like an arrow, with a body, but not a tail, that will go through spokes? Inconsiderate a holes would learn the art of face planting real fast. Kids on skate boards, sling shots. This has all kinds of potential.
Or how bout, as you pass them eject a couple gallons of oil? Or maybe an oil dispenser at head level? Or soap. Now that would piss em off. Use soap.
Did a few of them look muslimy to you?
Anyway,what happened to the rude, take no shit New Yorkers I grew up hearing about and seeing on TV? Where are the next set of Guardian Angels? Are all the men at Starbucks getting their steam on? Did they leave the state? WTF?
Liberal dorks on bicycles have been doing this in San Francisco for years. They call themselves ‘critical mass’.
I think it’s even spread to other cities using the critical mass moniker.
Ah but de Blasio’s in charge, so I guess I should stop wondering.
Then there is this:
http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2018/02/cyclist_leaving_world_naked_bi.html
Is this going to be on tourist advertisements for NYC? What a super opportunity for some creative person to make a mock DeBlasio’s NYC tourism ad. Highlights, homelesstents, poop on streets, graffiti, thugs, sanctuary city perks, and bicycle gangs.
Fur must be kicking his ass thinking, “Crap! Why did I MOVE?!”
A long thin metal wire tied to a poll across the street, when the gang rides by, pull the wire across the road and cause them all to crash. Then 20 guys run out with baseball bats and go to town.
Hey a guy can dream can’t he?
Amazing what a 2-Ft. length of rebar does when thrown into bicycle spokes…..