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Puddin Brain ate a dozen Viagra then wanted to get frisky with Jill. She said “Not now FUZZNUTS I have a headache”. She then gave him a prize fighter type punch in the face.
He fell down the stairs whilst masturbating …
… on his dog.
If it didn’t kill him… I don’t really care. He is a piece of shit commie pedo, and I hope it hurt. fjb, fkm, fuck all democrats, liberals, progressives, degenerates, etc.
A dog faced pony soldier threw an elbow at him and old Joe didn’t duck in time.
The bruise is always there. His handlers just ran out of pancake make up.
Tripped over his bestiality dog again.
Not a bruise, it’s a shit stain, from kissing Obola’s ass.
The difference between a brown noser and a shithead?
Depth perception.
Learning to use a fork.
Trying to commit a David Carradine.
Maybe some young girl was pissed about being sniffed, and she decked him.
Tried to make a pass on Big Mike.
That’s a dick slap from Mike Obama. Apparently to much teeth.
JConner, reckon he was dick slapped?
that’s weird Brad
Angus
Lol, well, it’s perfectly placed. And looks cylindrical.
Some parent told him to back away from their kid without saying back away from their kid
The rot inside of his soul is finally escaping.
A and B – Slapped in the shower
MMA with an 8-year-old girl.
The toilet lid unexpectedly closed when he was getting a drink.
Angry parent of a sniffing incident.
Got Corn Popped
I don’t know but I hope it’s fatal – about two days before the “election.”
mortem tyrannis
izlamo delenda est …
Hunter’s dick… as in the Aristocrats.
Jill using Cher’s voice slapped him and Said “Snap out of It!”
All of the above and more……
Falls are common in people with dementia/Alzheimer’s.
That’s not a bruise. That’s the soul rot starting to show on the outside.
“I could’ve had a v8!”
“C’mon man. What bruise?”
“Guess what, it’s not a “Major” problem”
“Not a joke, Where am I?”
A dog faced pony soldier punched him out for calling him a liar
His head fell out of his ass…….momentarily.
It was the eleven year old girl’s sixteen year old brother.
How about a nice Hawaiian Punch?
Tried to molest one of the grandkids and got toddler punched. Probably Humpers boy they dress as a girl.
Steaming pile of perverts…
The domestic terrorist and human trafficker of illegals Joe Biden is much too dull to even notice.
Falling off Harry Reid’s treadmill?