Bill Belichick Looks Like a Fool With His “New Girlfriend” – IOTW Report

Bill Belichick Looks Like a Fool With His “New Girlfriend”

The 24-year-old has found love with the hot 72-year-old grandpa.

I’m sure if he were the produce manager at the Piggly Wiggly, she would fall all over Gramps.

Jordon Hudson is a fame and fortune digger. Belichick has to cart her around. Is it worth it to look like a dope? Some men would say, “Yes.”

Here’s the bright side. They have a lot in common- they both are using one another.

48 Comments on Bill Belichick Looks Like a Fool With His “New Girlfriend”

  1. It does look bad, what with Bill at 72 and Jordon at 24 he’s THREE times her age. But let’s think positively! In 24 years, he’ll be 96 and she’ll be 48, so Bill will be only TWICE as old. 🙄

  2. Cleveburg here – While you cannot deny his success as a head coach, he had the personality of a baked-bean sandwich. Nobody like him… period! I think he’s mellowed out a bit now that he’s an old man, but if dementia sets in I’m betting he’ll turn mean.

  3. Y’all are jealous. At 72, if I was boning that, I’d probably be a happy camper in his place. She’s probably great in the sack and that’s why Bill tagged her.

  4. Cmn¢¢guy
    WEDNESDAY, 19 JUNE 2024, 9:57 AT 9:57 AM
    “She is twice as old as Epstein’s girls.
    So there that.”

    …and 3 times as old as Pedo Joe prefers, and 4 times older than Muslims require a bride to be…

  5. ̶O̶s̶c̶a̶r̶ ̶W̶i̶l̶d̶e̶ BILL BELECHICK was seated next to ̶a̶n̶ ̶e̶l̶e̶g̶a̶n̶t̶ A YOUNG lady at a dinner party. The conversation became animated and contesting, and W̶i̶l̶d̶e̶ BELECHICK asked the women if she would go to bed with him for one million p̶o̶u̶n̶d̶s̶ DOLLARS.

    The woman was flustered, but upon consideration said Yes, she probably would.

    W̶i̶l̶d̶e̶ BELECHICK then asked if she would go to bed with him for five s̶h̶i̶l̶l̶i̶n̶g̶s̶ DOLLARS.

    The woman exclaimed indignantly, “Of course not! What kind of woman do you think I am?”

    W̶i̶l̶d̶e̶ BELECHICK replied: “We’ve already established that, madam. Now we’re just haggling over the price.”

  6. Not quite as blatant as the Anna Nicole Smith wedding, but still a little tacky. The rule of thumb is 1/2 your age plus seven years.

    How many of you just did the math in your heads? 🙂


    In a related story, did you hear about the Mormom who was accused of going down on his wife

    Seems that his standing in the community has taken a nose dive

  8. Anonymous
    WEDNESDAY, 19 JUNE 2024, 12:52 AT 12:52 PM
    “Looks attract horny men and money attracts whores.”

    Women are sex objects, men are success objects.

  9. Wow, lotta commenting on this one. All I can say is Hg Mercury. Difference between atmospheric pressure and the sealed system. How large, and for how long? Some relatively slow music for a rhythm guide and presto! All good.

  10. The rule that defines creepy is that you divide the man’s age in half and add seven years. If he is seventy, you add seven years to thirty-five. If she is forty-two or older, it’s not too creepy. Under forty-two, it’s creepy.

  11. U H8ers are just jealous.
    I’d fire a couple hundred mgs Viagra in, take a nice shower, probably rip the shower curtain down getting out, and bang her like a screen door.

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