In a tweet sent out on Monday. The Weekly Standard editor-in-chief asked a simple question-
Crowd-sourcing: Name of the new party we’ll have to start if Trump wins the GOP nomination? Suggestions welcome at editor@weeklystandard.com
— Bill Kristol (@BillKristol) December 20, 2015
He deserves a simple answer.
how about…….LOSERS
Maybe “Take my football and go home?”
“They way it used to be”
liars & cheaters party
The “Gravytrain is Over” party.
They don’t need a new party.
They can just rekindle the “Progressive Party” from 1912. You know, the one that allowed Woodrow Wilson to win?
1) Pedocratic Party
2) Republislamic Party
3) House of Bush
4) Bull MooseLim Party
5) New & Improved HeMan Women Haters Club Party
Just call it the demorat party. Why confuse things Bill?
“Pussies”
Know Nothing Party
The UNIPARTY of course
Or….
Republocrats
Nonservatives
Sellouts
DemsForGuns
Appeasers
TheBlackMailed
6) The Big Tent With Nobody In It Party
7) The Bill Krystalnacht Party
8) The Rotary Phone Party
9) The Vitalis Party
10) …..
Just merge the two organizations: “Social Democratic Republican” party and call it a day. The only difference between a “Republican” and a “Democrat” is that the Republican has an “R” after his name, and the Democrat has a “D” after his; so it has been in Massachusetts for the last sixty years.
Their motto can be “We Stand For Anything Anti-American!”
Cthulhu Lives.
McRINO
The Washington Dodos!
Socialist Jerkwad Party
Trumplestiltskin Party
The Other Democrat Party?
The Neocon RINO Party?
The New Corporate Whore Party?
Rinocons
AARP: American Association of Repulsive Plotters
Rumpublican Party
Slocialist Party
The Under Cover White Guilt Party
How about naming it after the fellow that was famous for giving it all away, Neville Chamberlain. Introducing the Chamberlain Party, the party of fools.
Crooks and liars except the web site is already in taken good job JEB!
Note to Republican establishment: you created Trump. If you had listened to your core base at all over the past 8 years, a Trump candidacy would have been unnecessary.
So take a page from history for your new name: “The Know-Nothing Party.” Sure, you can rig the primaries or broker a convention, but all you will do is ensure that a lot of now former Repubicans stay home and give yet another Presidential election to the Democrats.
It’s 1st and goal from the opponents 3 yard line, and you guys are trying to punt.
Pearl Clutchers Party
Neoquislings
If your going that route, call it after McShitstain and call it SOS Sack Of Shit party where the entire party platform stinks.
Neocrats
Mensheviks
Maybe he can go back to being Dan Quayle’s laughing sidekick
The Elihu Smails
Grand Old Cry-Bullies
They already have their doner base: The Us Chamber of Chrony Capitalism. Now all they need is a name, how about the Chrony Capitalist Party.
Well, if Hillary was schlonged by Obama in the primary, what does that make McCain, Mitt et al? Superschlongers?
Sturmabteilung
I prefer backstabbing snakes in the grass, four-flushers and all around bastards who will dry-shave you every chance they get
GOP – Gutless Obsolete Pukes
I’d like to upgrade my name suggestion to “The Kristol Pussies” Alex.
Call it fhateverthefuck you want.
A turd, by any other name, will smell like shit.
What a piece of shit. The RINOs wanted HIM to sign a pledge not to go third party. It these RINO traitors that need to sign a pledge. I don’t trust them one bit. Exhibit A: Thad Cochran. Exhibit B: Lisa Murkowski. F THEM ALL!
Demsforguns..isn’t that an oxymoron?
Umadbrocrat Party
So. This is the fear that Trump would spark (or re-spark) individualism. The VERY thing that would bring America back to it’s rightful and good place.
Of course in our heavy PC indoctrination, such a shift would be sobering and hated.
I say bring it the frick on.
I have been calling them Thad Cochran’s Army for a while now, but we need to keep brainstorming, out of an abundance of epithets.
Munchausen By Proxy Party
Not if you pick it up by the clean end. 😉 Learnt that from the democraps.
Democrat. Fuck You Bill
I love it. maybe the Chamber Crony Capitalist Party, or CCCP for short.
The Schlongs
How about the “piss up a rope, stick it up your ass, go fuck yourself party”?
Bill you ignorant slut!
GOCorruptocrat Party
The iRinoCavers party
Sons of Waaahnarchy
That Piss On Your Shoes Means It’s Raining Party
RINO Party. Couldn’t be easier. That’s what they’re going to be called anyway.
League of Wimpy Voters
The Elf On The Democrat Shelf Party
DLTDHYITA Party
the washington thin-skins
Butt-Hurt Caucus
The Weekend At Bernie’s Party
The Mainstream Media.
The Brokeback Mountain Party
The Cave Men Party
The Democrat Party.
House Of Waxman Party
They’re like the dems, but for guns.
BLT- Bureaucratic Legislative Treason party.
(Or Boot Licking Turds, works just as well.)
Ted Kennedy’s Backseat Drivers
The Iscariots
The Bendover Party
Dim Dems Light
Gutless Wonders
Forgot to Flush Party
Worthless Pieces of Camel Vomit Party
The Pandering RINO’s
Fools On The Hill
Thank God Billy is an elitist and not of the masses, otherwise we would have the weasel party.
Natural Born Losers
Cowards Collective
Smarmy Slimey Shitballs
whatever, just frikkin leave already.
And I hate weasels! I can’t tell you how many times they come up to me with their weasel goods and think I am weasel. I simply say, I am Meerkat, fool. Then they weasel away.
The Dindu Nuthins
The Washington Serpents
The Party of https://c1.staticflickr.com/3/2805/9636048099_3d7d0e4a98_z.jpg up Yours American
Lucy boys
Benedict Arnold party
Anti-American party
stealing, lying, cheating party
The surrender party
The Polecat party.
POLiticians
Exhibiting
Childish
Angry
Tantrums
The Less Party. Their motto: We Do Less. If you are: dick-less, gut-less, spine-less, ball-less, brain-less, thought-less, heart-less, hope-less, and especially useless? You can be one of us!
Congressionally
Useless
Cry-babies
Kow-Towing to
Old
Liberal
Democrats
The Jiggery-Pokery Party.
The Spineless Appeasers Party.
The Chamber of Commerce Party
The Self-Loathing Eunuch Party. (spelled it right this time)
TIP – The Invisible Party!
Mensheviki Nomenklatura Partei
Or, the old tried and true:
Inter-National Socialist Party
SturmAbteilungen Partei
He was funny in “City Slickers” but has let himself go to shit.
Back in ’07, I thought it would be a good idea for Sarah Palin to take over the Republican Party, since they weren’t using it anymore. Trump is doing that very thing. He is shaming these so-called conservatives into revealing their true nature, low life, backstabbing scum suckers.
Let them go and wave good by as they head out the door to join up with the big government democrats. They will have to give up the elephant and the color of Red, because that belongs to true patriots. Maybe a unicorn and a rainbow would be more appropriate.
I’d say: leave it the Republican Party. Since they’ve all become Dim-ocraps, and the Dims became commies, the party is now left virtually empty.
SkidMarxists
The Pointless Party.
National Socialist Workers Party
Truth in advertising.
They’ve copied everything else. Might as well.
They hate Orthodox Jews.
They want to disarm the populace completely.
They took God out of schools and put their dear leader in it’s place.
They want their version of the Brown Shirts – a civilian army just as strong and well armed as the regular army.
They’ve taken the father out of the home as much as possible.
They consider your children theirs and say you can’t teach them anything other than their propaganda.
The list is longer, I’m just sick at how parallel they are.