If I self-identify as a negro, will my dick get bigger?
Will I start wanting free shit?
Will my pants droop below my ass?
Can I be an Affirmative Action Lawyer?
Will every one of my fuck-ups be whitey’s fault?
Can I drink Mad Dog 20/20 and watch TV all day AND still get paid?
No one can fire me for getting drunk on the job and falling asleep?
Can I get discount crack cocaine?
Can I mumble “yo, muthafucka, shit, dawg … f’shizzle …” and the media will hang onto every grunt and utterance?
Get my own show on CNN and MSLSD?
OMG!!! LOLOLOL.
Come on black progs… Really? You can’t even run your own hate group without the white man doing it for you?
I just told my family (black, white) and we are all ROTFL!!!
Why yes, you’ll be able to do ALL those things, AND…become president of the USA, if you want, Tim!
It really is too damned funny, MJA. Guess BLM is going to need some attitude adjustment, in one form or another. Or a slap on the head might do it, to rearrange their few remaining brain cells.
…and it will STILL call itself “black.”
l self identify as a lesbian trapped in a man’ body. Do I get to int the women’s shower room at the gym?
If a government contract is open only to minorities or women owned companies can I self identify as a black lesbian?
Try it. See what happens. I would be ROFLMFAO if you WERE awarded a contract.
Cue the soundtrack to Michael Jackson’s ‘BEN’
This is all too rich. #blacklivesmatter is officially DEAD. LOL!!!!!
My DNA combobulator came up with this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfAvQp-Uk5I .
A black lady, a black man, and an Indian walk into a bar #StopMeIfYouveHeardThisOne
https://mobile.twitter.com/iowahawkblog/status/634088365973966848
Is it OK to call them wiggers?
If I self-identify as a negro, will my dick get bigger?
Will I start wanting free shit?
Will my pants droop below my ass?
Can I be an Affirmative Action Lawyer?
Will every one of my fuck-ups be whitey’s fault?
Can I drink Mad Dog 20/20 and watch TV all day AND still get paid?
No one can fire me for getting drunk on the job and falling asleep?
Can I get discount crack cocaine?
Can I mumble “yo, muthafucka, shit, dawg … f’shizzle …” and the media will hang onto every grunt and utterance?
Get my own show on CNN and MSLSD?
OMG!!! LOLOLOL.
Come on black progs… Really? You can’t even run your own hate group without the white man doing it for you?
I just told my family (black, white) and we are all ROTFL!!!
Why yes, you’ll be able to do ALL those things, AND…become president of the USA, if you want, Tim!
It really is too damned funny, MJA. Guess BLM is going to need some attitude adjustment, in one form or another. Or a slap on the head might do it, to rearrange their few remaining brain cells.
That or “blonkies” – take your pick! (-: