An Italian researcher has blown the lid off of a security breach that will literally make you clench your butt cheeks.
Well, not you. Well, maybe you. Please don’t tell us.
There is a device that can be inserted into your… bat cave… and then someone of your choosing can remotely make it vibrate. They can be anywhere. They can be halfway around the world.
Giovanni Melinni has discovered that someone else could possibly be controlling the vibrations.
Can I ask a practical question.
What difference does it make?
And, what time does the meteor hit, because I want a lawn chair and a daiquiri.
Story at Downtrend.
Is it called NBC Nightly News? That always works for me. Gets the all 4 cheeks and the jaw grinding going.
The exit ramp is for exiting. You don’t want to get “on” on the exit ramp.
I guess the thrill seekers will have to go back to analog. Technology is doomed.
LOL , To have the code to Fuck with these guys would be the best, Zap ’em in a meeting until they lose their minds !
Swell… an addressable asshole!
I guess it has an IP address.
No, it has an ICrap address!
What’s the device called that fixes ruptured assholes and weakened colons? LOL
Bluetooth-enabled sex toys?
The Internet Of Things is for idIOTs.
Just tell ’em to butt out.
Sigh.
The EMP strike will be exhilarating for them, but then they’re out of business.
Airport security must be interesting. Medical device?
The real hacking danger for straight couples…
https://www.amazon.com/Control-Wireless-Function-Intense-Pleasure/dp/B00500T20E
And the gerbil said, “I wish he’d invented this 30 years ago.”
I think the Beach Boys may have started all this with their hit ‘Good Vibrations’….or not.
@BFH – Among normal people, “butt plug” is simply an alternate term for Immodium.
I hope this is not what Batman meant when he said to Robin – – “To the bat cave!”
And it’s not just vibrating butt plugs. You can make war on a bar-restaurant with Touchtone jukeboxes. If you are close enough for bluetooth, say at a bar nexr door, you can start playing your favorite Donny Osmond and Partridge Family on their jukebox.
the denizens of San Francisco are vibrating off their chairs in anticipation of the possibilities …… “ooooooooo … luv that ringtone! … play ‘Kashmir’!”
Harvey Wankstein keeps his next to a potted plant at El Socialista.