Only little people follow laws, pay taxes or get fired.
Cheers.
“Obama drank Bear Grylls pea.. so can I”
pee! dammit!
“Drink enough of this and you’ll believe anything I say”
” If it wasn’t for a gallon of this particular spirit, Chelsea would never have been conceived “
Webb needed two gallons to hit that beast. Aaaargh!
It’s been real, and its been good, but it hasn’t been real good. So with that being said, I’ll catch you on the other-side of life…I’m out of here…excuse me while I jump off roof!
“To Chris Stevens, Vince Foster, and Ron Brown – Cheers!”
HereSchluckingAyuKit
(say it slowly)
It’s called “A Wringer” …Depends – Straight Up. 😉
“To the Chinese – fattening my wallet since the 90s!”
“Free Koolaid with every vote. Here’s to your death, America! Haa haaa heee heee !”
Sign ze papers old man
Bottoms up…….SUCKERS!
satan, we have a deal, let’s drink to it.
“Everyone should taste a bit of Huma in the morning”
my preferred drink? why the human tears of pain an suffering of course.
“A census taker once tried to test me.
I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.”
shot between the eyes
And soon, to that guy, er, what’s his name, Pagliacchi, er Paglia? er, you know, the one who built my server!
“To Server Man”
Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and cauldron bubble.
Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the cauldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt and toe of frog,
Wool of bat and tongue of dog,
Adder’s fork and blind-worm’s sting,
Lizard’s leg and owlet’s wing,
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.
“To Huma’s sweet muffin.”
Mmmm, Planned Parenthood Reserve. Another magnum please.
“I prefer this shot to those from Bosnian sniper fire”
“Here’s to swimmin with bowlegged wimmin”
“I truly am Beyond Good and Evil! Prosit!”
“To all the low-life, brain-dead, imbecilic, stupid fucking morons who support me!”
Burp!
“First thing every morning, two ounces of Saul Alinsky’s urine to keep me in touch with my goals.”
Here’s to those who wish us well and those who don’t can go to hell.
“This here is 100% pure Windex”
“You’re in luck Bill, Monica’s sample turned up negative”
“You have got to taste this White Water Moonshine…”
“I’ll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too!”
“Cheersh.”
Hillary taking a 5th…
I usually don’t drink Scotch.
But when I do,
Aw hell I ALWAYS drink Scotch!
Here Billy Billy Billy, time to put pn your whiskey goggles.
I know, it’s sickening to imagine.
The Grinch look….
No one quite knows the reason.
It could be his head wasn’t screwed on just right.
It could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight.
But I think that the most likely reason of all,
May have been that his heart was two sizes too small.
Whatever the reason, His heart or his shoes,
He stood there on Christmas Eve, hating the Whos,
Staring down from his cave with a sour, Grinchy frown,
At the warm lighted windows below in their town.
For he knew every Who down in Whoville beneath,
Was busy now, hanging a mistletoe wreath.
“And they’re hanging their stockings!” he snarled with a sneer,
“Tomorrow is Christmas! It’s practically here!”
Then he growled, with his Grinch fingers nervously drumming,
“I MUST find some way to stop Christmas from coming!”
I never thought Hillary could look scarier than Predator (unmasked).
Rather demonic looking eyes, don’t you think?
“May we all be in Hell before anyone finds those e-mails..”
Up yours And fuck the begrudgers!
Now you know the meaning of coyote ugly.
Does this glass make my head look fat?
” Today Europe….Tomorrow, the World”…..see she’s a plagiarist too…
“To all the girls I’ve loved before”
“I’m pleased to star in the new movie, Childs Play 7 – The Mother of Chucky.”
“Only thing missing is some sticky buns!
Sometimes … stinky buns! No nuts!”
“You look smashing Huma…. now come to Momma !!”
“damn, she’s hot! All three of her.”
Let Them Eat Cake.
“Here’s lookin’ at you, kid. . . all three of you.
Now hold still. . . . .”
“The entire season-hic-has just turned around on one swig!”
Miss edit much…?
🙂
“…See you in Hell, Barry!”
If i don’t get elected I’ll start talking and talking and……
Pleading the 5th one shot at a time.
Huuma! Have another and soon I’ll look better. XXXOOO!!!
Only little people follow laws, pay taxes or get fired.
Cheers.
“Obama drank Bear Grylls pea.. so can I”
pee! dammit!
“Drink enough of this and you’ll believe anything I say”
” If it wasn’t for a gallon of this particular spirit, Chelsea would never have been conceived “
Webb needed two gallons to hit that beast. Aaaargh!
It’s been real, and its been good, but it hasn’t been real good. So with that being said, I’ll catch you on the other-side of life…I’m out of here…excuse me while I jump off roof!
“To Chris Stevens, Vince Foster, and Ron Brown – Cheers!”
HereSchluckingAyuKit
(say it slowly)
It’s called “A Wringer” …Depends – Straight Up. 😉
“To the Chinese – fattening my wallet since the 90s!”
“Free Koolaid with every vote. Here’s to your death, America! Haa haaa heee heee !”
Sign ze papers old man
Bottoms up…….SUCKERS!
satan, we have a deal, let’s drink to it.
“Everyone should taste a bit of Huma in the morning”
my preferred drink? why the human tears of pain an suffering of course.
“A census taker once tried to test me.
I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.”
shot between the eyes
And soon, to that guy, er, what’s his name, Pagliacchi, er Paglia? er, you know, the one who built my server!
“To Server Man”
Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and cauldron bubble.
Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the cauldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt and toe of frog,
Wool of bat and tongue of dog,
Adder’s fork and blind-worm’s sting,
Lizard’s leg and owlet’s wing,
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.
“To Huma’s sweet muffin.”
Mmmm, Planned Parenthood Reserve. Another magnum please.
“I prefer this shot to those from Bosnian sniper fire”
“Here’s to swimmin with bowlegged wimmin”
“I truly am Beyond Good and Evil! Prosit!”
“To all the low-life, brain-dead, imbecilic, stupid fucking morons who support me!”
Burp!
“First thing every morning, two ounces of Saul Alinsky’s urine to keep me in touch with my goals.”
Here’s to those who wish us well and those who don’t can go to hell.
“This here is 100% pure Windex”
“You’re in luck Bill, Monica’s sample turned up negative”
“You have got to taste this White Water Moonshine…”
“I’ll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too!”
“Cheersh.”
Hillary taking a 5th…
I usually don’t drink Scotch.
But when I do,
Aw hell I ALWAYS drink Scotch!
Here Billy Billy Billy, time to put pn your whiskey goggles.
I know, it’s sickening to imagine.
The Grinch look….
No one quite knows the reason.
It could be his head wasn’t screwed on just right.
It could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight.
But I think that the most likely reason of all,
May have been that his heart was two sizes too small.
Whatever the reason, His heart or his shoes,
He stood there on Christmas Eve, hating the Whos,
Staring down from his cave with a sour, Grinchy frown,
At the warm lighted windows below in their town.
For he knew every Who down in Whoville beneath,
Was busy now, hanging a mistletoe wreath.
“And they’re hanging their stockings!” he snarled with a sneer,
“Tomorrow is Christmas! It’s practically here!”
Then he growled, with his Grinch fingers nervously drumming,
“I MUST find some way to stop Christmas from coming!”
I never thought Hillary could look scarier than Predator (unmasked).
Rather demonic looking eyes, don’t you think?
“May we all be in Hell before anyone finds those e-mails..”
Up yours And fuck the begrudgers!
Now you know the meaning of coyote ugly.
Does this glass make my head look fat?
” Today Europe….Tomorrow, the World”…..see she’s a plagiarist too…
“To all the girls I’ve loved before”
“I’m pleased to star in the new movie, Childs Play 7 – The Mother of Chucky.”
“Only thing missing is some sticky buns!
Sometimes … stinky buns! No nuts!”
“You look smashing Huma…. now come to Momma !!”
“damn, she’s hot! All three of her.”
Let Them Eat Cake.
“Here’s lookin’ at you, kid. . . all three of you.
Now hold still. . . . .”
“The entire season-hic-has just turned around on one swig!”
Miss edit much…?
🙂
“…See you in Hell, Barry!”
If i don’t get elected I’ll start talking and talking and……
Pleading the 5th one shot at a time.
Huuma! Have another and soon I’ll look better. XXXOOO!!!