‘Fellatio cafe’ where customers receive oral sex while they drink their coffee.
- The ‘fellatio cafe’ is set to open in Geneva, Switzerland by end of the year
- Customers ‘would order a coffee before choosing a prostitute on an iPad’
You’ve heard of happy endings at seedy underground massage parlors—now get ready for blowjobs at coffee shops. Yeah, it’s a real thing.
At the end of this year, a new coffee shop, Fellatio Café, will open up in Geneva, Switzerland, where you can get a hot cup of joe, with a side of …. Seriously.
ht/ The mentally ill should not vote
via Instapundit
What would you call this shop?
Between the Beans
The Scalded Head
Unsanitary
Slurps
Java Jerk
Careful… it’s hot.
It must be cold in here
Ghey Cafe
1 cream minimum
The Creamatorium
Dick’s
The Creamery
Covfefe
Big Gulp
Cafe Oyah!
sHooters
Cafe Sanctuary !
veni vidi venti
Slurp ‘n side
Bean Tickle !
All That Jizz
Jizz and Java
Morning Blow !!!
Satin’s Cup.
La Chupa Cabra
Java Juice
The Gag and Grind
Swiss Miss Creamery !
Spit and Swallow
I don’t care about the name. Do you all sit at the bar sipping Covfefe while some sex worker gives you a blow job? I would actually prefer something a bit more intimate.
Guzzlers
clean and jerk
French Roast
Geneva Bean Lick !
“Good to the last drop”…
Stir Stik
Long Black
Satin’s Sanka Skank Bar.
Smocha
Cum for the coffee, stay for the cream.
Non dairy.
“Dez Nutz”…
Top You Off Hon’?
Expresso
The Tip
Jim never has a second cup at home…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJ4kCF22O2w
“My little German Helmut”…
The Grinder
the flat white
Kneepadz
lickeuer coffee
“Mocha Me”…
COCKUCCINO’S
Wang
The Head Shop
“Facial Hut”…
GUZZLERS
“Be a dear and put sum in my ear”…
Goes Down Easy
“Talley Whacked”…
CUM’S
THE ROASTED COCK
Cockels and Muscles
THE JOE AND BLOW
Motto: “Our Cafe Sucks”
“Pearl Jams”…
The Money Shot
COCKSUCKER’S COFFEE CAFE
MOUTHFULS
Can you imagine what these Baristas look like in a year? Callouses on their lips, HUGE jaw muscles and big ears.
Hoover’s
GURGLING SPERMS
‘Cock-a-doodle-do! Any cock will do!’
THE PERCOLATING PENIS
Sip & Spew
Well, it sure makes it easier to carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen glazed donuts to the office…
Bad_Brad
Now I have a very good idea what Obama did to earn extra money at Harvard.
The Bone China Cup
cato
LOL, I was thinking the same thing right after I hit post.
Zippy’s
Junk ‘n’ Donuts
Monica’s
Can you imagine what a health hazard that place will turn into in four months? Especially with one attendent servicing all the customers.
Cockswell House – Goo ’til the last drop
Grind My Beans
I’ll take my coffee black, with cream on the side.
Starblows
Ya know, I’ve never liked coffee. But if one of these opened up nearby, I reckon I could learn to like it.
Swallows Nest Cafe: Not your typical hang out.
It’s still cheaper than Starbucks.
They got the idea from Korean barber shops. So I’m told.
The head waiter is the one with the dirty knees.
Muhammad’s
(in about 10 years)
Cream and Coffee
Brew & Blew
A way to screw up enjoying my coffee.
OMG Cafe
Perk n Pump
Perk n Jerk
Cafe-gasm
Beans ‘n Weens
Morning Blow (with Joe & Mika!)
IDIOCRACY is officially here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nn2ZLPapdRk
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Gag Me With A Spoon
$52 is kind of pricey for a blow job.
Cockpits and Coffee.
That picture is hilarious.
STDelicious!
The best part of waking up…