Condemned Man on Death Row Asks For 6-Pack As Part of His Last Meal – He’s Denied

19 Comments on Condemned Man on Death Row Asks For 6-Pack As Part of His Last Meal – He’s Denied

1. The whole question of lethal injection drugs is ridiculous.

   The Left is trying to ban lethal injection as “cruel and unusual” punishment, usually for someone who committed one or more brutal murders, and who was more often than not, a drug abuser.

   Also, the makers of lethal injection drugs are being subtly attacked by Leftists and non-death penalty governmental entities. So, the supply of these drugs is in question.

   Which… to tie all this together makes one wonder: Why don’t we give death row inmates a lethal dose of their preferred drug – heroin or cocaine – rather than a “cocktail” of certain drugs? Seriously, a heroine overdose would probably be the most humane way to go. And, we could use all those confiscated drugs to do it.

   So, Mr. Warden, why not a lethal dose with a Budweiser chaser? “Oh, and please, make it a Bud LIGHT, ‘cuz he don’t wanna get ‘filled up!”

2. Uh-oh. Typo! Which makes me channel the irascible Grouch Marx: “If I gotta go, I’d love to be given a heroine overdose, maybe of the more buxom type! With money.”

3. They need to put poison in one of the cans.
   If he chooses correctly, he may at least catch a buzz before…

4. I say give these killers of innocents a Colt .45 – to the head.

5. It brings a special meaning to the saying,
   “just one more for the road”…

6. With the middle name “Lee” he is definitely guilty. Or “Ray” or “Earl”. A boy named Earl Lee Ray will grow to be a sociopath, guaranteed.

7. Don’t want to have to add to his criminal resume’ with a DWI….Dying while intoxicated

8. His last meal should be a shit sandwich….Without the bread.

9. A middle name of “Wayne” doesn’t bode well either.

10. why give anyone on death row a last meal? doubt his victims had one.

11. Georgia is very concerned that you might have a lethal combination if you combine alcohol with a powerful barbiturate. [sarcasm intended]

12. When I was a teenager I remember a joke that went, “How would I like to leave this world? To be bonking Raquel Welsh and have an elephant step on my ass.”

13. I caught that, but I kept my mouth shut. I am a grammar nazi. 🙂

14. I have a proposal: if at the time of conviction & sentencing, the condemned criminal agrees to forego ALL automatic appeals by do-gooder Leftist shysters in return for booze, drugs, fancy food as his last meal, then I am all for it.

    We taxpayers would save millions in delays, court costs, legal fees and the victims’ families would get closure & vindication right quick.

15. Give him a fuckin 6-pack, for pity’s sake … you’re gonna kill him.

16. Guess he’ll have to settle for a beer belly.

17. Request a home-cooked meal prepared by Mr. Mooch 0bama.
    Death won’t come soon enough and you’ll be happy when it does.

18. Smoooch

19. From Me Wayne Notu: HEY!!!!