Quiz by Merry Mouse
Match A, B and C with Conservative, Progressive or Muslim.
Your favorite scent is:
C. Fresh blood
When your sister is raped, you:
A. Hunt down the bastard and drag him to the cops.
B. Hope the rapist isn’t your boyfriend.
C. Kill your sister.
When a Jewish person steps in front of you, you say:
A. “Excuse me, sir?”
B. “Typical Zionist!”
C. “Death to Israel!”
When a Christian steps in front of you, you say:
A. “After you, brother.”
B. “Typical Christo-fascist!”
C. “Death to infidels!”
As a concerned parent, you make sure your kids know how to:
A. Punch a bully.
B. Blame the patriarchal hetero-normative Zionist hegemony for all their problems.
C. Stab a Jew or infidel.
Your favorite prayer is
A. Our Father
B. Oh God, I hope I’m not pregnant!
C. Allahu akbar!
When you see an attractive woman on the street, you:
B. Wonder if she’s a transgender
C. Take her home as a sex slave
When you see a handsome man at work, you:
A. Bring him cookies
B. Bring him up on false sex harassment charges
C. What is work?
Please feel free to add to these in the comments.