Long Room:
JUNE 30–Michigan police are seeking the public’s assistance in apprehending a bald Rogaine thief.
According to cops, the suspect last week swiped seven boxes of the hair regrowth product from a CVS pharmacy in Dearborn. The chrome-domed culprit then placed the Rogaine in a shopping bag, exited the store, and drove away in an “older model Chevrolet,” police report.
Suspect – Air – Force – Dad – T-shirt
As seen above, the suspect–wearing an “Air Force Dad” t-shirt–was recorded by CVS surveillance cameras as he entered the store on June… MORE
My ex brother-in-law went to the barber shop in his small town for a hair cut and the barber mentioned to him that somebody they didn’t know had come in that day and asked him to trim his nose hair. My BIL told the barber he didn’t realize he trimmed nose hair. The barber replied, “well, I usually don’t, but this fella had real problem ….. had so much hair in his nose that I think he’d been snortin’ rogaine”.
Maybe this guy has been snortin’ it instead of applying it to his scalp.
This reminds me – does anyone here know what aisle Vagisil is on?
I know who it is and demand a reward. It’s the liver fluke worm Evan McMuffin.
Jeff Bezos. The bigger they are…
Assembling enough bald guys for a Line-Up will look like a casting call for Uncle Fester.
I kinda feel sorry for this slob. I’m not going bald but I sure have more forehead than I used to. I doubt that stuff does any good, if it did, why so many boxes? Maybe a gang of chrome domes?
They better catch him before his hair grows back or they’ll never recognize him.
Evan McMullin has finally been reduced to this…..
” snortin’ rogaine ” ROTL
Caitlyn, Regular, or High Mileage ???