Ever go to a junk shop and sift through a pile of moldy canvasses? There are lots of paintings taken from the attics of estate sales where the relatives of amateur painters felt obligated to save the uncle’s “masterpieces,” but out of view.
That’s what these De Niro paintings look like. They are junk. De Niro achieved a certain amount of success because after he got married and fathered little Robert, he immediately realized he was gay. He left his wife months after junior was born.
He had sex with some poet, hung out with the right set in Greenwich Village, and voila, his crap has currency in the make believe economy of the “art world.”
Look at this stuff->
This is to art as The Little Fockers is to films.
I wouldn’t hang that stuff in the bathroom over the toilet.
He was so proficient he painted with one hand while the other was giving a Dutch Rudder…
De Niro’s most acclaimed role in Taxi Driver was clearly just him acting normally. No surprise the talentless hack had a talentless hack for a father. Mental illness clearly changed hands too.
DeNiro never even bothered to get a GED. He reads other people’s words for a living. Tell me why I should care about his personal opinion?
It’s Trump’s fault that De Niro’s father was such a bad painter.
How long until a De Niro offs himself with a bathrobe belt on a closet door?
Amazing isn’t it? These dumb asses want to be rid of Trump but they keep him forever in the forefront.
I don’t know wth is going on with the one in the bottom left.
All his stuff looks like he painted while racing his egg timer.
I love the fact that Trump’s living rent free in so many of the left’s collective minds that many of them don’t know whether to fart or wind their wristwatches.
Success comes in many forms!
He went to art school???? lololol
One year when the kids were six, we sent them to an art summer camp in the city park. The elderly instructor liked to “help” the kids paint. As in “do most of the painting himself “. The kids were quite prolific. Their paintings all looked just like Daddy DeNiro’s, minus the nudes.
In 2010, De Niro Jr. announced the creation of the Robert De Niro Sr. Prize.
For the most outstanding “Bad quality painting by a gay artist”
A real pic-asso.
Looks like the result of a bad acid trip….on 10.
He seemed rather fond of primary colors and mud.
Yes @MJA I think it’s that art school that used to be on the cover of book of matches. American Art Institute?
@MJA-the “Close Cover Before Striking School of Art and Heavy Machinery Operation”
Remember those matchbook cover/art school applications? Apparently, De Niro’s father did…
MJA – He went to the same art school (The Mr Magoo School of Art) as that grandmother in the Spanish village who took it upon herself to “restore” a 19th century fresco in her church (Christ with a crown of thorns) because she was so upset that the paint was flaking off.
LOL you guys. Thanks for the updates. 😀
Didn’t De Niro star in a movie entitled “Bang My Dad Slowly”? I think in was shown in gay bath houses around 73-74.
MJA, not only went, but taught:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_De_Niro_Sr.
Cripes! He knowingly spread his cancer!
I should have kept all the art mistakes my kids threw away. Now I know they were world class artists at 4 years old. All that fortune gone to the dump. 🙁
Doesn’t look nearly as good as the art my kids (when the were 3) hung with pride, on my refrigerator.
You mean to tell me that shit qualifies someone to be an Art perfesser???
Tuition is a con-job!!
Seniors story makes me think I know why little Bobby’s so goshdarn angry.
His father was gay. No wonder DeNiro’s so screwed up.
Clearly, if his son wasn’t a famous asshole, nobody would know who this talentless painter was.
Anyone seen the movie Stardust? He is entertaining and funny as a secretive cross-dressing sea captain.
As himself, he is shameful and repulsive.
Just like his offspring.
Someone just told me those paintings are Gay as Fock…
Deniro is Damaged, probably made him a great actor, but a
very screwed up sycophant.
He is using Projection – which sycophants do.
I’ve seen better on school wall corridor walls…
MAGA2016
KAG2020
DeNiro Sr. was a flim flam man. Thanks to “modern” art, awful art is the norm. BTW, Illustr8r, you beat me to it. That’s exactly what I was thinking.