Dear Dr. Altaf Saadi of Huffington Post,
Adults these days. If it isn’t homophobia, it’s racism. If it isn’t racism, it’s sexism.
If it isn’t sexism, it’s a new ism and excuse me while I throw myself off a bridge. Speaking of suicides, let’s talk about you. You’re a Muslim woman who penned an article in the Huffington Post, regaling us all about the tragedy of your predicament, lecturing us all about the pervasive racism particularly rampant in America. I’m not entirely sure why your parents immigrated here from Iran if America is so intolerant. I’m also not sure if non-Muslims in Iran would find American culture as problematic, but who knows? I’m a silly, white man.