Dope is looking at a decade in prison for punching a 78 year-old man over Nutella

14 Comments on Dope is looking at a decade in prison for punching a 78 year-old man over Nutella

1. He’ll make friends quickly in prison, all the Bubba’s want a skinny white bitch in a wife beater.

2. There’s Nutellin’ what an idiot like that is gonna do next…

3. Hope he enjoys his Nutella slathered on a big dick for the next ten years!

4. He’ll start out with the nickname ‘Nutella Boy’
   Sell him to the El Salvadoran prison gangs for cigarettes
   He should fetch a couple cartons

5. How come this shit never happens while I’m standing around?

6. Has he been invited to the White House yet? Or will he get his invitation after a few prison showers?

7. Awesome, awesome, awsome thanks for the laugh.

8. He’ll have more than his fill of Nutella and Fluffernutter in the big house.

9. you don’t go to Burbank enough….and why would you?…

10. He’ll be spreading something in prison, but it won’t be Nutella.

11. Gharabighi. Is that a koranimal name?

12. He’s lucky he didn’t sucker punch my 80 year old dad. Pappy would have left six .380 holes center mass.

13. Only six because that’s all his LCP will hold.

14. Plus… five more BONUS+++++ Likes!