22 Comments on Dozens of Sex Toys Mysteriously Wash Up on Italian Beach
Is crooked Hilary in Italy?
The only sex toy I have ever heard of is a dildo and I’ve never seen one in person.
Photos yes.
Now c’mon I’m not PC – you just don’t remember seeing one in person. Did you ever meet a politician? Well …….. there ya go.
If youv’e neve seen a Dildoe, open the fridge and look for a Cucumber .
And it’s a Veggie no a Dildoe… I guess it’s both !
Picture that Ladies ! go for a swim and they float right up to you like Happy Dolphins !!!
What’s their idea of “massive”?
I’ts just that I’ve never seen a smiling eel, and Women tend to prefer the Dolphin anyways !!!
Madonna was not available for comment.
“The thing about a dildo is he’s got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll’s eyes.
I’ll never put on a condom again.”
They identify as vaginas
Check out the brown matter coating, sodimite cruises dumping garbage.
Captain Stabbing to the Lido deck.
“The only sex toy I have ever heard of is a dildo and I’ve never seen one in person.”
Wish I could say that. Many a pest job I’m in their bedroom and one (or more) is either on the night stand, under the bed, or behind furniture when it fell.
Pretty damn awkward when it gets exposed during an inspection and she’s right there next to me.
I much prefer finding the stashed pistols. Safer too.
Will these refugees from the Middle East ever stop?!
We have a similar swamp located on Potomac River…
Did recent floods impact the local Convent?
@vietvet I just shot coffee through my nose! Still laughing.
TonyR, massive would be sea lions and refugees climb up on them to rest
“We’re going to need a bigger boat!”
Is big Mike still yachting around with Siegfried & Roy near Spain?
When life boats start taking on water, muslim men have to make tough choices.
I’ll never look at another sea cucumber without smiling a little.
Massive dildos. I just had to type that, to see what it’s like, typing it out.
Is crooked Hilary in Italy?
The only sex toy I have ever heard of is a dildo and I’ve never seen one in person.
Photos yes.
Now c’mon I’m not PC – you just don’t remember seeing one in person. Did you ever meet a politician? Well …….. there ya go.
If youv’e neve seen a Dildoe, open the fridge and look for a Cucumber .
And it’s a Veggie no a Dildoe… I guess it’s both !
Picture that Ladies ! go for a swim and they float right up to you like Happy Dolphins !!!
What’s their idea of “massive”?
I’ts just that I’ve never seen a smiling eel, and Women tend to prefer the Dolphin anyways !!!
Madonna was not available for comment.
“The thing about a dildo is he’s got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll’s eyes.
I’ll never put on a condom again.”
They identify as vaginas
Check out the brown matter coating, sodimite cruises dumping garbage.
Captain Stabbing to the Lido deck.
“The only sex toy I have ever heard of is a dildo and I’ve never seen one in person.”
Wish I could say that. Many a pest job I’m in their bedroom and one (or more) is either on the night stand, under the bed, or behind furniture when it fell.
Pretty damn awkward when it gets exposed during an inspection and she’s right there next to me.
I much prefer finding the stashed pistols. Safer too.
Will these refugees from the Middle East ever stop?!
We have a similar swamp located on Potomac River…
Did recent floods impact the local Convent?
@vietvet I just shot coffee through my nose! Still laughing.
TonyR, massive would be sea lions and refugees climb up on them to rest
“We’re going to need a bigger boat!”
Is big Mike still yachting around with Siegfried & Roy near Spain?
When life boats start taking on water, muslim men have to make tough choices.
I’ll never look at another sea cucumber without smiling a little.
Massive dildos. I just had to type that, to see what it’s like, typing it out.
“We got nothing and we’re all out of ideas!”